OB, that wasn't your back, I've seen it and it's all grey hairs!
I used to be a dance instructor, bus driver, suit salesman, hairdresser, IT sales person, and rode for Harley tour companys, but now after a year of not working at all, I fix Harley's, build custom extra long skateys and install large scale graphics in shopping venues. Nothing like a portfolio career!

One of the above previous jobs is not true, bet you can't pick it.