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Created by E T E T  > 9 months ago, 25 Sep 2013
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E T
E T

E T

QLD

2286 posts

25 Sep 2013 9:50am
Just thought I would put it out there, what is your job? Do you run your own business? Are you a chippy?

I have been really sick for three weeks now so have been reading Seabreeze nonstop. When I read posts and get a feel for people's humour I start to wonder more about them.
No I am not batting for the other team.
So let us know what you do.

Cheers.
ET.
Simondo
Simondo

VIC

8024 posts

25 Sep 2013 10:02am
I'm working on a shorter day in this Lucky Country where the Geckos are paid to live in the sun...

Lucky Country;

Speed, and this
There's a feeling I get when I look to the sun
Love, it's so tough
Cause it raises your hopes and then it makes you run

We're all looking for a shorter day
We're all looking for an easy way
Even when the debts are dead and gone

Down, the stairs
And an eight mile drive waits for you to turn on
Hear, the time clocks sing
And the smoke in the distance reaches the eye line

We're all working on a shorter day...

No conversation as you go
There's so much space the heat moves you
Terracotta homes, backyard barbeque and eucalyptus smell
It's fine on the clothes line
It's fast food and slow life and red roof
My silence, comic interruptions
Surely there's some relief from atomic art
And the fragile state of world events
With clowns who love the kings and power and the mutant media babes
Wanking on dreams and fashions and toilet paper flowers
Don't talk to me in this backyard - it's clandestine, it's nuclear
Smell of space and now forever I wanna go
Straight down the exit eight mile attraction
U-turn is up and the time clock sings lets go

Lucky country
Where the geckos are paid to live in the sun
On and on there's a ribbon of road and a mile to spare
Lucky country
Lucky country

(Moginie/Garrett/Rotsey/Hirst)



Ted the Kiwi
Ted the Kiwi

NSW

14256 posts

25 Sep 2013 10:02am
you should start
Simondo
Simondo

VIC

8024 posts

25 Sep 2013 10:08am
I'm a Gecko Estimator. see above for Gecko!
I'm usually working on $20m to $500m jobs, but front end Feasibility of the jobs, without getting dirty on the job sites! I try to work fast to allow myself to surf when most people work!
Ted the Kiwi
Ted the Kiwi

NSW

14256 posts

25 Sep 2013 10:14am
I work for a R&D software company based at an academic institution and do some lecturing on a very part time basis.

E T
E T

E T

QLD

2286 posts

25 Sep 2013 10:21am
Sorry I should have started.
I am a Construction Superintendent for a firm of Consulting Engineers.
I supervise civil construction and look after contracts.

ET.
CMC
CMC

CMC

QLD

3954 posts

25 Sep 2013 10:52am
I design, coordinate and supply toys so that people can be happy.
62mac
62mac

WA

24860 posts

25 Sep 2013 8:54am
I work for mctavish surfboards in the pimping department.
E T
E T

E T

QLD

2286 posts

25 Sep 2013 11:04am
And here I am thinking that I would get some serious responses.

Not likely here, I should have thought of that.

Simondo
Simondo

VIC

8024 posts

25 Sep 2013 11:09am
They are serious responses with jokes attached! CMC helps build surfing toys, and Mac is a McT Pimp! No joke!
WA71
WA71

WA

1382 posts

25 Sep 2013 9:36am
I supply Hyundai parts to the automotive trade in Perth and was a spraypainter (automotive) by trade
Tux
Tux

Tux

VIC

3829 posts

25 Sep 2013 11:43am
I build and operate data centres
jbshack
jbshack

WA

6913 posts

25 Sep 2013 12:08pm
Full time Breezer and occasionally sell a few boats

www.boatshack.com.au
chrispy
chrispy

WA

9675 posts

25 Sep 2013 12:12pm
I'm a motivational speaker
NewScotty
NewScotty

2350 posts

25 Sep 2013 2:49pm
Part time Calvin Klein model.
Aspiring to be full time.
jasdeking
jasdeking

QLD

1820 posts

25 Sep 2013 4:50pm
im a pro surfer ... haven't you heard of me?
E T
E T

E T

QLD

2286 posts

25 Sep 2013 5:27pm
So what has been posted today is not totally in concurrence with my thoughts from previous posts.
So this is what I thought:-
Tedthekiwi - I had you down as a builder.
62mac- we all know you are a pimp for McTavish so that wasn't hard.
CMC - had you running a SUP or surf shop.
Simondo - schoolteacher.
WA71- dog handler. No I had you working on oil rigs or in the mines.
JBshack - you have given yours way before.
Chrispy - you are a schoolteacher
Scotty - got you right but didn't know you lived in Israel.
Jasdeking- schoolteacher.
Tux - your a builder or carpenter.

Thanks guys gave me something to do today.
ET.
WA71
WA71

WA

1382 posts

25 Sep 2013 3:55pm
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E T said..
So what has been posted today is not totally in concurrence with my thoughts from previous posts.

So this is what I thought:-Tedthekiwi - I had you down as a builder.

62mac- we all know you are a pimp for McTavish so that wasn't hard.

CMC - had you running a SUP or surf shop.Simondo - schoolteacher.

WA71- dog handler. No I had you working on oil rigs or in the mines.

JBshack - you have given yours way before.Chrispy - you are a schoolteacher

Scotty - got you right but didn't know you lived in Israel.

Jasdeking- schoolteacher.Tux - your a builder or carpenter.

Thanks guys gave me something to do today.ET.


Dog handler

Thats bloody funny, I would love to do it. I wonder how much a job like that pays?!? Mite have to look into it.

Phone home ET
jbshack
jbshack

WA

6913 posts

25 Sep 2013 4:01pm
E.T. do you have something for school teachers
jasdeking
jasdeking

QLD

1820 posts

25 Sep 2013 6:11pm
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E T said..

So what has been posted today is not totally in concurrence with my thoughts from previous posts.
So this is what I thought:-
Tedthekiwi - I had you down as a builder.
62mac- we all know you are a pimp for McTavish so that wasn't hard.
CMC - had you running a SUP or surf shop.
Simondo - schoolteacher.
WA71- dog handler. No I had you working on oil rigs or in the mines.
JBshack - you have given yours way before.
Chrispy - you are a schoolteacher
Scotty - got you right but didn't know you lived in Israel.
Jasdeking- schoolteacher.
Tux - your a builder or carpenter.

Thanks guys gave me something to do today.
ET.


school teacher? well that was my mum internet marketing is my gig
Ted the Kiwi
Ted the Kiwi

NSW

14256 posts

25 Sep 2013 6:45pm
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E T said..

So what has been posted today is not totally in concurrence with my thoughts from previous posts.
So this is what I thought:-
Tedthekiwi - I had you down as a builder.
62mac- we all know you are a pimp for McTavish so that wasn't hard.
CMC - had you running a SUP or surf shop.
Simondo - schoolteacher.
WA71- dog handler. No I had you working on oil rigs or in the mines.
JBshack - you have given yours way before.
Chrispy - you are a schoolteacher
Scotty - got you right but didn't know you lived in Israel.
Jasdeking- schoolteacher.
Tux - your a builder or carpenter.

Thanks guys gave me something to do today.
ET.


So ET are you disappointed that we are all not bunch of surfie bums but have respectable jobs that serve our community well ? As for being a builder I never came close to doing a trade to be honest......I liked school so much I stayed there for another 7 yrs!
SP
SP

SP

10982 posts

25 Sep 2013 4:47pm
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NewScotty said..

Part time Calvin Klein model.
Aspiring to be full time. But I can't fill out the undies.


^^

I work for an accounting, legal and financial advice company.

Yes it boring, no I won't steal your retirement savings.

I'd love to see Chrispy as a school teacher... But what would he teach... Maybe Life skills 101
jasdeking
jasdeking

QLD

1820 posts

25 Sep 2013 6:59pm
so i come across like simondo and chrispy .... i should do something about that no offence lads
E T
E T

E T

QLD

2286 posts

25 Sep 2013 7:07pm
Well I have been literally sitting on my arse for three weeks.
So I was thinking about all sorts of rubbish. It goes to prove that you can't judge people by comments they make.

Yes some of you do come across as surfy bums. That is one of the reasons I asked.

Thanks.
ET.
laceys lane
laceys lane

QLD

19804 posts

25 Sep 2013 7:12pm
surviving the 6 years recession has been my job
boofy
boofy

NSW

2110 posts

25 Sep 2013 7:32pm
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WA71 said..

E T said..
So what has been posted today is not totally in concurrence with my thoughts from previous posts.

So this is what I thought:-Tedthekiwi - I had you down as a builder.

62mac- we all know you are a pimp for McTavish so that wasn't hard.

CMC - had you running a SUP or surf shop.Simondo - schoolteacher.

WA71- dog handler. No I had you working on oil rigs or in the mines.

JBshack - you have given yours way before.Chrispy - you are a schoolteacher

Scotty - got you right but didn't know you lived in Israel.

Jasdeking- schoolteacher.Tux - your a builder or carpenter.

Thanks guys gave me something to do today.ET.


Dog handler

Thats bloody funny, I would love to do it. I wonder how much a job like that pays?!? Mite have to look into it.

Phone home ET


Me to Wa71 the commonwealth police dog training school/centre is about 1km from my place I chat to the all the time they all love their jobs and their dogs are beautiful
weiry
weiry

QLD

5396 posts

25 Sep 2013 7:43pm
im a Brazilian waxer.

true
E T
E T

E T

QLD

2286 posts

25 Sep 2013 7:45pm
That's funny Wiery you profile says your from Queensland.
boofy
boofy

NSW

2110 posts

25 Sep 2013 7:56pm
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weiry said..

im a Brazilian waxer.

true


weiry how much for crack,back and my sack done in a heart shape
SP
SP

SP

10982 posts

25 Sep 2013 6:08pm
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weiry said..

im a Brazilian waxer.

true


That's racist mate.... Why do you only wax brazilans?
boofy
boofy

NSW

2110 posts

25 Sep 2013 8:13pm
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SP said..

weiry said..

im a Brazilian waxer.

true


That's racist mate.... Why do you only wax brazilans?


He is never gonna make a living with Brazillians SP old Italian Mummas is where the big money in hair removal is to be made
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