Given the seriousness of this thread (and the fact that some of you guys seem to be moonlighting here instead of the SUP forum), you might like the Broo website :
www.broo.com.au/run by a local Melbourne guy Kent Grogan (aka Grogsie) who has put his nuts on the line to get this thing up and running. will probably make a squillion $$ out of it, but good luck to him.
BTW you guys were sprung by Nozza, who strayed here whilst drinking beer at work instead of going home to his wif.