I am sorry that I was ever mean to anyone.
I am sorry that I got my back waxed. Ouch!
I am sorry that I wasn't more assertive in the surf.
I am sorry that I didn't take the first wave in a set.
I am sorry that my old girl found my porn stash and threw it out.
I am sorry that I borrowed my friends car and smashed it up while I was showing off.
I am sorry that I didn't stand up to so called tough guys more.
I am sorry for telling an old lady that I was stuck in a pipe on top of Cronulla Point.
I am sorry for not smashing the North Cronulla clubbie who confiscated my board when I was 14.
I am sorry for asking a MILF if she was interested in sex when I was 16. I thought she would be, she thought I was an idiot.
I am sorry that there was no such thing as sunscreen when I was young.
I am sorry that I ever smoked.
I am sorry that there is poverty in this country and little is done about it.
I am sorry that I ever tasted pizza and beer. Now I can't stop.
I am sorry that you can't go to a milk bar anymore.
I am sorry that I ever brought a Renault.
I am sorry that I was perving at a hot chick in Manly and smashed my girlfriends new Kombi into the back of a car that was stopped at the traffic lights.
I am not sorry that I am still happy and healthy and can surf and paddle and that I live in a beautiful place.
Have fun.
ET.