Frother who's shagged the most smoking hot chicks ............ who else - the Asea
Champion who's slapped the most Cows ............ Cobra
Boatshoe award .......... I will grant you two guesses !!!
Best Job in the stratosphere ....... Ted the wicked bastard Kiwi (bastard jetsets all over the joint & living the life of Captain Goodvibe the lucked up pr!ck)
The most sublimely good chook whisperer award ...... the Asea
Hang Ten or even five Award ........ the V12 machine
The funny farker award ........... the Chrispyman
The farking talented dude award ....... deadheat from Ockanui , Ted the wicked bastard Kiwi & AnthonyG
Tripod Award (formerly known as the "whoppercock award") ....... the Indo Cow slapper Cobra
hmmmmmmm have I forgotten any