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NewScotty > 9 months ago, 15 Sep 2014

unclethirsty

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17 Oct 2014 5:09pm

Thanks SP,yeah anudder one under the (ever larger) belt. Cake if the girls have seen it on the net, get 'em to show ya. Oh how the mind boggles (well whats left of it).

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19 Oct 2014 8:51pm

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AndyrooMac said..

Teacake said...

AndyrooMac said..

I hope your not heading to Hobart uni mate, we really don't need quality longboarders making us like like (bigger) kooks

but we'll totally catch up for a beer if you do

And as for the quote above, if their like that and hot, you shag em (DON'T GET EM PREGGERS!!!) and move on... faaaaast!!!
Buuuuuut if they're fun and cruisy and let you surf when you want and are stoked for you when you have a great surf and your on the same page, well those ones are damn hard to find so you treat em amazing and keep em happy and loved up and you've set youself up for a pretty good future... didnt find mine till i was 34 but did have a pretty fun time looking

Well, Launceston first year then have to do the next three in Hobart. Yeah beers and waves would be great!

That next statement is so true. Last missus I was with for almost two years, only now I realise how much time they take up! Bit of fun but having a whole weekend to surf is way better. Now I give sh1t to all the other boys that can't surf due to the ties haha

Enjoy that turd surfing in the Tamar...

Tama can get pretty decent but horribly crowded, but i'm guessing you head home for the weekend anyways?

I guess your boyz can probably return the **** giving when they bust you buying that jumbo tub of "hand lotion" and tissues

Been in Launceston for close to two years now, haven't surfed tama once. Dev river a few times but I have family up there I stay with.

And you're right, I head home each weekend, I get Fridays off, well not really but only have one class and it is easy as so I don't bother going that lesson.

Teacake

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19 Oct 2014 8:52pm

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Ctngoodvibes said..
TC here's some maths for ya;

Mathematical proof:

1) Girls require Time and Money so:

Girls = Time x Money

2)we know that Time = Money so:

Girls = Money x Money = Money2

3)Money is the root of all evil (Money = sqrt-Evil) Therefore:

Girls = (sqrt-Evil)2

4) so finally it is proven:

Girls = l Evil l

Nailed it. A+ mate. Communication would only get a C though

Teacake

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19 Oct 2014 8:54pm

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unclethirsty said..
Yep had a few beers that night (in full party mode for my 62 birthday). Boys now come on sometimes you need "to suck arse" to get along in life, or you can incorporate in the time you spend "rooting up". Keep up the life stlye Cake while ya young, go for it boy. Reminds me being in my 20's of the 70's, surf, surf, surf, chicks,booze,dope Fken hell yeah!

Haha great advice mate, I'll be sure to implement it. Maybe not all of it.

Teacake

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19 Oct 2014 8:56pm

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MickPC said..

Teacake said..
Last missus I was with for almost two years, only now I realise how much time they take up! Bit of fun but having a whole weekend to surf is way better. Now I give sh1t to all the other boys that can't surf due to the ties haha

There are a lot more girls surfing now than there was 20 years ago. If I were your age I'd look for a girl who surfs...then again, a girl who doesn't mind sitting on the beach taking pics/vid is good too. But having a chick who's as stoked about nothing but waves & Bintang as you are would be a real bonus

Most of them down here a too soft to get into the water, it is so cold through winter. Some of them surf, but few. Just need a 110% frother and I am set.

Teacake

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19 Oct 2014 8:57pm

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MickPC said..
^ mate the girls of his generation have grown up with the internet. There's probably not much they havn't already done by his age

SP was onto it! But, I'd say you're right Mick, particularly the city chicks, I swear they do nothing else. Some are pretty pathetic

Teacake

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19 Oct 2014 9:00pm

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chrispy said..

SP said...
^^^ at his age he should be looking for one that puts out....

Teacake, its probably a good thing you dont get those jokes yet

And happy Bday uncle thirsty

Best advice yet. **** and party and surf as much as you can. Don't look for anything except waves and women. Go hard young teacake, may the froth be with you

Can't I look for a career? If I look for a career ---> earn lots ---> buy a nice house in uncrowded and inexpensive spot ---> still have money and get uncrowded waves --- > Money attracts women so more money leads to a woman ---> More money keeps woman happy ---> Happy wife, happy life ---> good waves, happy woman, good house and good life plus money = win.

I am going to go for the career in the next few years, still appreciate the advice

Plus, I have already travelled more than most ever will, bonus!

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