Concider me on the hook.
Now lets get the story straight, after a couple of hundred meters on the beach I saw your knuckles turning white while hanging onto the handle above the door and the fear on your face from the lack of control. So in the interest and fear of not getting a second invite I thought I'd take it easy and savor the view.
Secondly given we had a passenger who I'd only just met I didn't feel the need to embarrass you in front of your buddy by making you feel ashamed and embarrassed at the decision you'd made about your chosen vehicle. A lesser man may have done so.
Thirdly and and probably more accurately, your wife is a maniac!!!!!!!