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laceys lane said...

haha, the best one i've heard is guy telling me a mate of his that past out one night, so they booted him up the arse then squirted a bit of tomato sauce are his bung hole.

not that there's anything wrong with that

Note to self ...... watch that lacey dude and DON'T pass the sauce bottle to him under any circumstances
Critical Note to self ..... Pup don't fall over later if Lacey is still coherent

Come on Lacey the old Grand Midnight Oil massive night that one.

lacey, i went to a massive party one night and was stoked about being poached by another company,just had one more meeting to go. my mates then proceeded to cut chunks off my hair out and glue me a beard, meeting didnt go well. a few months later i got my revenge. when everyone had passed out i went around with a silicone gun and glued all their arses together[}:)] they all ended up at hospital having to get their sorry arses seen too

^^^^^^^^^ hahahahahahahahahaha love it

Shame the 801 isn't ready for another couple of weeks would have loved to have brought it over for 1st wetting

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BulldogPup said...

Calling Weiry Calling Weiry ... come in Weiry Sunday sesh piss up on the coast , chance the weathe's gonna be clearing , along with the tables , possibility of a good old perve and DEFINITELY a good laugh or twenty
Calling Weiry

i'm taking fire captain pup i'm in a trench by myself got a gun with no bullets a bottle of bundy a packet of Winny blues (dont know why i dont smoke) and obviously a laptop... in the other trench is fifty gooks... just let me finish this bottle and i will go and sort these gooks out and get back to you. over and out

I dread the day I need to get any procedure done on my arse it would of broken the boredom for the A&E nurses 5 blokes with their aholes siliconed shut to funny

best one for pikers is when they crash you pull there pants down a bit then slide a freddo frog into his bum crack, when he wakes up the freddo has melted and he thinks he SH!T himself

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weiry said...

best one for pikers is when they crash you pull there pants down a bit then slide a freddo frog into his bum crack, when he wakes up the freddo has melted and he thinks he SH!T himself

another high alert note to self ..... watch that weiry fella and his freddos and farkin never ever ever EVER pass out in Qld[}:)]

Chilli sauce in the hand then tickle their eyelids or nose with a feather...

Pup. Good luck remeber to write your address on your arm before you go out with these boys

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weiry said...

best one for pikers is when they crash you pull there pants down a bit then slide a freddo frog into his bum crack, when he wakes up the freddo has melted and he thinks he **** himself

weiry i did that to myself. went out and got smashed. stopped at the servo bought a mars bar and a snickers,whacked in my pocket and ate my microwaved chicken hero on the walk home. got home and ........sat back lost,was winter so i had one of those tiny fan heaters blowing full tilt while i curled up in the fetal position greening out. woke up hours later and could feel this strange sticky sensation around my arse and thighs. ran to the bathroom and then took my strides of and all i could see was this filth, as i was in the shower telling myself i will never drink again. went to put my pants in a bag and chuck them and noticed there was no smell. freaked myself right out that night fmd

^ Pissing myself

mac - you're the Guru , assume control & ban chocolate limit use of tomato sauce bottles , the BC crew will think we're a Fetish Klubbe from Germany on a Sunday Picnicenheimer

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boofy said...

I dread the day I need to get any procedure done on my arse it would of broken the boredom for the A&E nurses 5 blokes with their aholes siliconed shut to funny

boof mate, they thought i was a legend. they pretty much used, something like nail polisher remover to get it out(i think) mum always told me i could do anything if i put my mind to it

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chrispychru said...

boofy said...

I dread the day I need to get any procedure done on my arse it would of broken the boredom for the A&E nurses 5 blokes with their aholes siliconed shut to funny

boof mate, they thought i was a legend. they pretty much used, something like nail polisher remover to get it out(i think) mum always told me i could do anything if i put my mind to it

They probably all looked at you in A&E and said here comes Chrispy whats he done this time
My goal is to work in A&E eventually one of the hardest things to overcome will be remaining straight faced and professional when someone looks you in the eye and says help me I have a toilet brush stuck in my clacker

My first thought when I heard doggie was going there last year was......

"**** happens.. you can either rub it all over yourself, wallow in it and walk around with it all over you or walk the **** away and leave it there."

My first thought when I heard Bulldogpup was going there was....

"Light scoobs and start wanking, you are at the cross-roads of bull****
and reality."

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DUDE said...

My first thought when I heard doggie was going there last year was......

"**** happens.. you can either rub it all over yourself, wallow in it and walk around with it all over you or walk the **** away and leave it there."

My first thought when I heard Bulldogpup was going there was....

"Light scoobs and start wanking, you are at the cross-roads of bull****
and reality."

Haha, funny s##t Dude

Has pup landed ?Where's first drinking hole ?

^^^he must be a organised pup. dont know how he is getting about,where he is going or what he is doing. my first beer is now so im ready

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chrispychru said...

^^^he must be a organised pup. dont know how he is getting about,where he is going or what he is doing. my first beer is now so im ready

Leading by example chrispy. Take the ball up mate.
Is it still p1ssing down up there ?

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chrispychru said...

^^^he must be a organised pup. dont know how he is getting about,where he is going or what he is doing. my first beer is now so im ready

He is probably still stuck in customs he is from WA there is a lot of shiz to sort out
De -licing, tick removal, worming, interpreter

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Scotty88 said...

chrispychru said...

^^^he must be a organised pup. dont know how he is getting about,where he is going or what he is doing. my first beer is now so im ready

Leading by example chrispy. Take the ball up mate.
Is it still p1ssing down up there ?

mate it could not be a more beautiful afternoon up here. close to perfect

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Stoked for ya.
You QLDers got schooner glasses yet or do you still just drink those pissy little pots ?

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Scotty88 said...

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Stoked for ya.
You QLDers got schooner glasses yet or do you still just drink those pissy little pots ?

Bye pass that mate straight into Bundy,man up Scotty.

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62mac said...

Scotty88 said...

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Stoked for ya.
You QLDers got schooner glasses yet or do you still just drink those pissy little pots ?

Bye pass that mate straight into Bundy,man up Scotty.

I'll try Midori no good ?

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boofy said...

chrispychru said...

^^^he must be a organised pup. dont know how he is getting about,where he is going or what he is doing. my first beer is now so im ready

He is probably still stuck in customs he is from WA there is a lot of shiz to sort out
De -licing, tick removal, worming, interpreter

...ease up Boof mate, he's not a Dingo

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dotcomdotau said...

boofy said...

chrispychru said...

^^^he must be a organised pup. dont know how he is getting about,where he is going or what he is doing. my first beer is now so im ready

He is probably still stuck in customs he is from WA there is a lot of shiz to sort out
De -licing, tick removal, worming, interpreter

...ease up Boof mate, he's not a Dingo

well he should be here by now. have a great night pup. if you hit the goldy tonight i will be at hollywood with some crew. you know what i look like mate

Nah i got here , didn't have to go into the little room to one side and bend over for a crack search am over in Redcliffe staying with badinfluence tonight boys - hey chrispy sort something out for sunday mate I reckon , still on for BC bbq or what?????
Hey DUDE get that skunk intoya brother

I''ve slipped into Qld without getting busted up[}:)] and i've already met my 1st Qld Breezah