Hey Tomayama, on the subject of not being able to fit into a dress, the missus found a little $900 number that she really liked about a month back so she bought it for the wedding even though her tits would not fit in the lovely little creation.
Of course this was no problem because she used those immortal words that every woman does before a big event, “it’ okay, I’ll lose some weight”
Yep, you guessed it folks, she ain’t losing it, she’s pack’n it on.


I can see it already, 900 sackers down the old poop shoot and a panicked spending spree on something that will hold her fun bags (I should say “what used to be her fun bags”

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