Resolutions????? .... in no particular order
stop being a bloody perve (FAIL)
Cut back hops consumption (EPIC FAIL)
get on my MTav , stay on it & cease being a freepin' useless WA kook (Probably FAIL)
win that borstard Lotto & tell the boss to stick it up his clooney (mmmmmm nah)
do the mile high club thingo fandango (refer to top FAIL)
look for the Chrispydude to make a complete recovery & open his own Biz called GC 007-Stoke (





Latex suit mac???????



Best ones for '12 guys - crack a few for me tonight , like obct I'm on the beat tonight