maybe we should spend more time chatting about something as wholesome as football, seems to be a major topic of conversation around these here parts

In all seriousness, this am (
sic) the interwebs, never take the words to mean anything, if you do, you may as well stick to facebook where the hopelessly inane can find a substitute life beyond the one their real life is so completely bereft of.
As far as offending the kiddies go, if any are reading, I do hope they learn that you can be both dirty and witty simultaneously if you choose your words with care rather than what I hear them doing when I either go to uncensored web sites or simply overhear them talk, argue or just interact with an adult that they have issues with.
It's just a charmless tirade of "F"ing and "C"ing with no wit or forethought other than pure malice. I much prefer a bit of clever humor when I'm being abused, rather than having a child say to me "you "F"ing old "C", as has been the case out in the surf.
I would feel so much better if one of them could say to me something like "when you get home of a night. do you like to take of your shoes and give them a "F" because they've had a "C" in them all day?"
And the best thing of all? in less than 24 hours, these words will be lost forever in cyberspace and no one will remember them and no one will care, because this am (
sic) the interwebs and words are disposable.