to sack the current Prez he is never around,never shares his new boards,never around for a surf,sorry Asea has got to go.


My vote Cobra

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Macaha said..
to sack the current Prez he is never around,never shares his new boards,never around for a surf,sorry Asea has got to go.


My vote Cobra

Yeah but the Big Man scores plenty of absolutely smoking hot chickybabes , can skol a bottle of Rumbo piece of piss , the drop-knee King can sniff out a new board better than any Wavepig sniffs out black truffles , and he's had experience as a Cattle & Chook Baron ..... priceless ...... nay the Asea stays as our Grand Poobah of the point , the Beach Baron , the little Marley Mauler , the Yamba Yaahoo for me

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Macaha said..
to sack the current Prez he is never around,never shares his new boards,never around for a surf,sorry Asea has got to go.


My vote Cobra

would that be more of the same

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laceys lane said..

Macaha said..
to sack the current Prez he is never around,never shares his new boards,never around for a surf,sorry Asea has got to go.


My vote Cobra

would that be more of the same

lacey its not all about the gold coast….i didn't see you out the back today

Lets mix it up.

How about Chrispy

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laceys lane said..

Macaha said..
to sack the current Prez he is never around,never shares his new boards,never around for a surf,sorry Asea has got to go.


My vote Cobra

would that be more of the same

I'm starting to believe Asea is just somebodies second login name.


Pup true he dose drink rum, not sure about the chick thing,maybe bingo nights he scores

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Cobra said..
Lets mix it up.

How about Chrispy

Cobra said..
Lets mix it up.

How about Chrispy

No Chrispy is too polite

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Cobra said..

laceys lane said..

Macaha said..
to sack the current Prez he is never around,never shares his new boards,never around for a surf,sorry Asea has got to go.


My vote Cobra

would that be more of the same

lacey its not all about the gold coast….i didn't see you out the back today

the boards, the boards, give us some boards- no 666's

Boards I did see a seabreezer on instra today holding a body board I can't and won't name his guy

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Macaha said..
Boards I did see a seabreezer on instra today holding a body board I can't and won't name his guy

Cobra ..... he's got a Body

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laceys lane said..

Cobra said..

laceys lane said..

Macaha said..
to sack the current Prez he is never around,never shares his new boards,never around for a surf,sorry Asea has got to go.


My vote Cobra

would that be more of the same

lacey its not all about the gold coast….i didn't see you out the back today

the boards, the boards, give us some boards- no 666's

lacey I'm no board whore like you and Mac

+ i have no $$$$$$

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Cobra said..

laceys lane said..

Cobra said..

laceys lane said..

Macaha said..
to sack the current Prez he is never around,never shares his new boards,never around for a surf,sorry Asea has got to go.


My vote Cobra

would that be more of the same

lacey its not all about the gold coast….i didn't see you out the back today

the boards, the boards, give us some boards- no 666's

lacey I'm no board whore like you and Mac

Hey Prez leave me out of it

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Macaha said..

Cobra said..

laceys lane said..

Cobra said..

laceys lane said..

Macaha said..
to sack the current Prez he is never around,never shares his new boards,never around for a surf,sorry Asea has got to go.


My vote Cobra

would that be more of the same

lacey its not all about the gold coast….i didn't see you out the back today

the boards, the boards, give us some boards- no 666's

lacey I'm no board whore like you and Mac

Hey Prez leave me out of it

yeah prez lift your game.

Hhahahahahaha pricks

i vote for roy as the new prez

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Cobra said..
Hhahahahahaha pricks

Kiss of death ..... if Lacey & Mac vote you in you'll be sold in a week - 9 days tops

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chrispy said..
i vote for roy as the new prez

That won't work we need someone with a level head,Roy's too creative for us,his creative writer told me to say that

Presidential Decree Number 15 ..... 30 June 2015 .....

Ladies & Gentlebastards ..... his pristine worthiness of the most wickedly sculpted magnificent drop knee turn , The Asea (President of the Greenroom Beergarden & it's Associated Departments of Froth , Stoke , Delicious Everlasting Boardporn , Beer , Roasted Animals , the Footy & Smoking Hot Goldie Chickybabes) .... wishes to convey the following comments .....

1. Being known as the Gold Coast Phantom , the Asea has spotted MACAHA in two spots - lurking around Kirra & also at his favourite coffee house at Cooly complete with the famous German Krautmobile with boards on da roof .... nothing goes unseen by the Asea

2. For the abomination of trying to sack the Asea ..... MACAHA will be decimated , smashed & unmercifully annhiliated in the most outrageously sublime manner at his homey Little Marley .... he may also be dacked & legrope wedgied

3. Bingo Halls ???????? pffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffttttttttttttttttttttttttt ...... the Asea has shagged everything with even the faint remotest of pulses let alone heartbeats ... his Lordship sweats expensive French silk knickers

4. Gleaming new Beergarden Presidential Porn has been taken delivery of ..... so feast your eye sockets thee unwashed heathens of still waters:



5. This creature of niceness will be christened ASAP ..... dimensions will be revealed tomoz .....

6. Further Boardporn filthiness is on the way .....

7. MACAHA ..... get a big fat Mango up you son .... you will pay a hefty price old cock

8. It's on ..... and the Prez is into it .... if it's glass he wants it .... if it's good he'll smoke it ...... if it's dodgy he'll flog it ..... if there's Porn to be found he'll sniff it out like a champion Truffle hound ..... if it smells nice it's sinful ....

9. The president advises that he has no internet atm - he was shagging Miss Broadbeach & her sisters like a Demon over the Desk and the bloody PC thingo fell off onto the floor and it's fritz the bastard

10. Rock on Brothers .... I am da man with da plan ..... yeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh !!!!



***** That is all *****

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thePup said..




Presidential Decree Number 15 ..... 30 June 2015 .....

Ladies & Gentlebastards ..... his pristine worthiness of the most wickedly sculpted magnificent drop knee turn , The Asea (President of the Greenroom Beergarden & it's Associated Departments of Froth , Stoke , Delicious Everlasting Boardporn , Beer , Roasted Animals , the Footy & Smoking Hot Goldie Chickybabes) .... wishes to convey the following comments .....

1. Being known as the Gold Coast Phantom , the Asea has spotted MACAHA in two spots - lurking around Kirra & also at his favourite coffee house at Cooly complete with the famous German Krautmobile with boards on da roof .... nothing goes unseen by the Asea

2. For the abomination of trying to sack the Asea ..... MACAHA will be decimated , smashed & unmercifully annhiliated in the most outrageously sublime manner at his homey Little Marley .... he may also be dacked & legrope wedgied

3. Bingo Halls ???????? pffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffttttttttttttttttttttttttt ...... the Asea has shagged everything with even the faint remotest of pulses let alone heartbeats ... his Lordship sweats expensive French silk knickers

4. Gleaming new Beergarden Presidential Porn has been taken delivery of ..... so feast your eye sockets thee unwashed heathens of still waters:



5. This creature of niceness will be christened ASAP ..... dimensions will be revealed tomoz .....

6. Further Boardporn filthiness is on the way .....

7. MACAHA ..... get a big fat Mango up you son .... you will pay a hefty price old cock

8. It's on ..... and the Prez is into it .... if it's glass he wants it .... if it's good he'll smoke it ...... if it's dodgy he'll flog it ..... if there's Porn to be found he'll sniff it out like a champion Truffle hound ..... if it smells nice it's sinful ....

9. The president advises that he has no internet atm - he was shagging Miss Broadbeach & her sisters like a Demon over the Desk and the bloody PC thingo fell off onto the floor and it's fritz the bastard

10. Rock on Brothers .... I am da man with da plan ..... yeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh !!!!



***** That is all *****

When you take the big MTT bus over east, I suggest you go up the middle on the Gun Barrell Highway
where there are less little Beagles to find your Gearies Gold

I kinda want to vote for Roy as he has a quite a regal bearing but much like the queen I don't belive he has the required amount of froth to get the job done....so Crispy or Mac for mine

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Tux said..
I kinda want to vote for Roy as he has a quite a regal bearing but much like the queen I don't belive he has the required amount of froth to get the job done....so Crispy or Mac for mine

Cobra or Chrispy

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Macaha said..

Tux said..
I kinda want to vote for Roy as he has a quite a regal bearing but much like the queen I don't belive he has the required amount of froth to get the job done....so Crispy or Mac for mine

Cobra or Chrispy

pfffft...oh maybe cobra if mac is unhappy with the position.....

asea lol...if he ever went missing or woke up drugged with a mango up him ...i would send the authorities straight to pup....what is that movie where the chick breaks the blokes legs in oreder to keep looking after him? thats pup Misery ,thats the one

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chrispy said..

Macaha said..

Tux said..
I kinda want to vote for Roy as he has a quite a regal bearing but much like the queen I don't belive he has the required amount of froth to get the job done....so Crispy or Mac for mine

Cobra or Chrispy

pfffft...oh maybe cobra if mac is unhappy with the position.....

asea lol...if he ever went missing or woke up drugged with a mango up him ...i would send the authorities straight to pup....what is that movie where the chick breaks the blokes legs in oreder to keep looking after him? thats pup Misery ,thats the one

You only get one chance and me time was done,the new Prez sucks dog balls imho

either cobra or chrispy

Sadly little champion I am merely his Lordship the Asea's Departmental Secretary of Stoke yes it is Misery watching all that lovely porn get sold geez

Funny stuff Asea was never the Prez ,what this forum needs is a Prez whos into days of our lives

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asea said..
Funny stuff Asea was never the Prez ,what this forum needs is a Prez whos into days of our lives

Thats Lacey's saying so he has your vote.

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Macaha said..

asea said..
Funny stuff Asea was never the Prez ,what this forum needs is a Prez whos into days of our lives

Thats Lacey's saying so he has your vote.

shiz yeh

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asea said..

Macaha said..

asea said..
Funny stuff Asea was never the Prez ,what this forum needs is a Prez whos into days of our lives

Thats Lacey's saying so he has your vote.

shiz yeh

oh that would be interesting wouldn't it

He rides short/midlenght boards and does he ride a longboard by any chance

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asea said..
He rides short/midlenght boards and does he ride a longboard by any chance

Sometimes since the bobsled arrived he is a mid length pig

have fun I'll be back in an hour or so after I punch gym in the face

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Macaha said..

asea said..
He rides short/midlenght boards and does he ride a longboard by any chance

Sometimes since the bobsled arrived he is a mid length pig

have fun I'll be back in an hour or so after I punch gym in the face

Mac glad you're in the gym today,,,now work on the left.