boofy said...



Unluckiest farker in the world that day Chrispy the jetski had 10 kms of horizon to shoot off into but decided to mow him down

Locky24 said...

Ok here we go

Broken right arm 10 yo ( compound fracture - bone sticking out of skin )
Broken right arm 10 yo( again - different spot ) 3 days after getting plaster off.
Fractured lower back 11 yo ( fell out of tree )- Still Hurts Every Winter
Cracked pelvis 12 yo ( BMX - frame snapped )
Dislocated right Knee cap 14 yo ( BMX jump was way to big)
Broken left wrist 14 yo ( Skate board )
Broken right pinkie 14 yo ( School yard fight )
Broken left wrist 15 yo ( skatie again )
Fractured left ankle 16 yo (skatie AGAIN )
Broken Nose 16 yo ( Getting arrested - long story )
Broken Big right toe 18 yo ( moto bike )
Hyper extended left leg at Knee 27 yo ( fell on rocks at beach )
Broken left ankle 29 yo ( jumped from balcony pissed in dark )
Broken collar bone, shoulder blade & torn rotor cuff & KO'd 34 yo (down hill mountain bike) - This one F***ing hurt the most

Have also had my fair share of stitches and been KO'd twice.

And I am only 36 yo
Bring on artharitis and old age

Locky24 said...
Bring on artharitis and old age

Locky24 said...

Ok here we go

Broken right arm 10 yo ( compound fracture - bone sticking out of skin )
Broken right arm 10 yo( again - different spot ) 3 days after getting plaster off.
Fractured lower back 11 yo ( fell out of tree )- Still Hurts Every Winter
Cracked pelvis 12 yo ( BMX - frame snapped )
Dislocated right Knee cap 14 yo ( BMX jump was way to big)
Broken left wrist 14 yo ( Skate board )
Broken right pinkie 14 yo ( School yard fight )
Broken left wrist 15 yo ( skatie again )
Fractured left ankle 16 yo (skatie AGAIN )
Broken Nose 16 yo ( Getting arrested - long story )
Broken Big right toe 18 yo ( moto bike )
Hyper extended left leg at Knee 27 yo ( fell on rocks at beach )
Broken left ankle 29 yo ( jumped from balcony pissed in dark )
Broken collar bone, shoulder blade & torn rotor cuff & KO'd 34 yo (down hill mountain bike) - This one F***ing hurt the most

Have also had my fair share of stitches and been KO'd twice.

And I am only 36 yo
Bring on artharitis and old age

Scotty88 said...



Were you ADHD in your teens ?

chrispychru said...

wont do stitches or kids stuff. first break
april fools day-broke elbow playing bullrush at school
april fools day-broke collar bone at at a rl carnival
april fools day-broke right arm skating...missed three easter shows,4 if you count me being in trouble,oh from ages 12-14.
16 broke jaw,nose and cheekbone at five dock bowl.
16 broken sternum football(second most painful)
17 broke my shin,foot got lodged in a handrail trying a nose slide. got caught and went over the other side snapping my leg. thanks to bretto for pushing me to the hospital with a chunk off flesh in a used coffee cup. that was the most pain in my life.
19. right arm destroyed in a printing machine(the day i knew modern medicine was not just to get high on,but to really fix people)
30 broken back and pelvis -handle bar hit a tree on my mx
37 broken right foot -teaching my son that fear will hold you back...then proceeded to ollie a 7 step gap and failed
38 200 stitches-fin chop
i have also had my nose , fingers and right hand broken times through life.
now i have been told that i have 2 bones lodge in a tendon in my right elbow,medial and lateral tendons are kcufed and bursitis and a tearin my right shoulder.
i still have nearly all my films to boot,freaks my boy out

weiry said...



Far king soft cock

weiry said...



I bet they were queuing up for that

Scotty88 said...

Were you ADHD in your teens ?

GPA said...



Yep - you, me and Chrispy are going to be sucking the Fish Oil and Glucosamine tabs down daily!! Probably have to get into some weird Chinese herbal concoction just to get out of bed

chrispychru said...

wont do stitches or kids stuff. first break
april fools day-broke elbow playing bullrush at school
april fools day-broke collar bone at at a rl carnival
april fools day-broke right arm skating...missed three easter shows,4 if you count me being in trouble,oh from ages 12-14.
16 broke jaw,nose and cheekbone at five dock bowl.
16 broken sternum football(second most painful)
17 broke my shin,foot got lodged in a handrail trying a nose slide. got caught and went over the other side snapping my leg. thanks to bretto for pushing me to the hospital with a chunk off flesh in a used coffee cup. that was the most pain in my life.
19. right arm destroyed in a printing machine(the day i knew modern medicine was not just to get high on,but to really fix people)
30 broken back and pelvis -handle bar hit a tree on my mx
37 broken right foot -teaching my son that fear will hold you back...then proceeded to ollie a 7 step gap and failed
38 200 stitches-fin chop
i have also had my nose , fingers and right hand broken times through life.
now i have been told that i have 2 bones lodge in a tendon in my right elbow,medial and lateral tendons are kcufed and bursitis and a tearin my right shoulder.
i still have nearly all my films to boot,freaks my boy out

Locky24 said...



Give this stuff called ZEN spray a go, get it from most good chemists at about 24 bucks a bottle.
Other than that Pain killers and tropical strength Deep Heat mate.