****** Attention *******
The Beergarden Bureau of Scandalous , Bizarre & Wicked Activities is advising all Boardwhores to immediately post delicious & positively sublime pictures of their newly acquired Porn


......
Failure to do so shall initiate the Scorn & Wrath of the BEERFINESMEISTERER (my good self mind thee

)
The prescribed penalty under Section A Paragraph I ..... "Failure to fuel stoke & deprivation of froth" ..... is 12 Stubs of full strength BEER (yum!

)...... you can also almost guarantee that thee shall cop an unsavoury Portuguese Large Seed Mango to the very Pooofteenth limits of my discretionary Greenroom divisional powers

****** That is all ! *******