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Potential & reality explained
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Little johnny asks his dad if he could help with a school essay;
"What's the essay" asks dad.
Johnny says 'it's about the difference between potential and reality... I don't get it, dad"...
"Potential and reality?..Ok", says dad... "Go and find mum and ask her - if the postman knocked on the door and had 1 million dollars, and said he'd give it to her if she slept with him, would she?"
So johnny finds mum and asks her the question...... Johnnys mum answers, "of course I would, johnny. 1 million dollars would set us up nicely"..
A bit shocked, he goes and tells dad of mums answer........ Dad says, "now go up to your big sisters room and ask her the same question....
So Johnny goes up to her room and says, "hey sis, if the postman knocked on the door and had 1 million dollars, and said he'd give it to you if you slept with him, would you?"
His big sister says , "like totally! I'd even take a selfy with all that cash and put it on FB!!!"
Johnny goes back to dad shaking his head and says, "Yeah she would too, dad!"
"Ok, son, your big brother is in the garage working on his car... Go and ask him", says dad...
So little johnny goes out to the garage and asks his big bro'..... "hey, bro" says johnny, " if the postman knocked on the door and had 1 million dollars, and said he'd give it to you if you slept with him, would you?"..... His brother laughed and said, " hell yeah johnny!. I could buy a v8, go to Europe, and move into my own house!"....
Shocked, little johnny goes back to dad and tells him "yeah he would too, dad"...
"Well", says dad, "there you go. That's the difference between potential and reality"...
"What do you mean, dad", asks johnny....
Dad replies...... "You see, son. This family has the potential to make make 3 million dollars, but in reality, all we have is 2 sluts and a f*ckn ******t.......