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chrispychru said...when indian telemarketers call me... i speak to them in a bad indian accent and ask to fark their mothers,sisters,dog anything

I've got a 7yr old alien alter ego(Nathaniel) from Platypalia (an extinct planet that imploded due to environmental pollution) who lives inside my head to deal with telemarketers.
And to entertain my kids, we have lots of fun together, 'Faniel and me. One Platypalian year is the equivalent of 1000 Earth years so Nathaniel will remain 7 until well after I'm gone.
He helps me get away with murder with Lise too.
Edit- Oh and congrats Ted! It is all it's cracked up to be, took me a practice marriage to find the right one but it's all good now. Enjoy!!