He rides the waves of the world,
He's the king of the curl
An aussie with a will to win
four times world champion
With a proud Novacastrian grin
The first champ to use the twin fin
They thought it was weird at the time,
he left em all behind.
Banzai Pipeline Hawaii,
he took the masters easily.
He's a rea-ea-ea-eal
How do you fe-ee-eel?
I feel like a Tooheys's etc..