Bloody Hindus and their sacred cows. They think they own the place.

Btw Ted, put some sea shepherd keels (cheap alternative here...
http://www.ebay.com.au/itm/141390829368?_trksid=p2060353.m1438.l2649&ssPageName=STRK%3AMEBIDX%3AIT)
and a nubster in your nano one day and ride it in 2-4' waves.
Your brain will explode and your eyeballs will pop with the speed you get.
Gps verification optional.