THE PROFILE OF THE AVERAGE KITER!

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skeer
skeer
WA
32 posts
WA, 32 posts
6 Dec 2010 10:16pm
progression (misses gone )!! but the rest of profile spot on
GRunner
GRunner
QLD
238 posts
QLD, 238 posts
7 Dec 2010 8:57pm
I have an old 4wd and I'm close to 40, thats about it. But i now heaps of 30+ with a 4wd. I reckon by the sounds of things your describing more seabreeze forum members. Definatly more than kiters down my local.

no idea what this face means, but thought it might be appropriate:)
Nath
Nath
WA
113 posts
WA, 113 posts
7 Dec 2010 7:49pm
Wow, I now feel very, very average with very average mates! Except for the last bit Shan
fver
fver
WA
453 posts
WA, 453 posts
7 Dec 2010 8:38pm
stabber said...

Average(male) kiter has...

* married for 8 years
* 2 kids... between the ages of 4 -10.
* High paying career ... A professional of some kind that requires a degree.
Or
* Own business & can kite at will.

* drives a late model 4WD.

* has an iphone version 3.

* rides a kite less than 2 seasons old
* rides a board less than 2 seasons old

* Generally closer to 40 than 20 years of age....but wants their next wife to be closer to 20 than 40 years of age.



Not married, coz compromises the kiting
No kids, coz compromises the kiting
High paid career, to pay the gear
Drive Company 4WD
$30 phone to burry in the beach
Current kites between 1 and 6 year old (some kites last longer than 2 years...)
Preferred board is 6 year old, coz standard boards do not meet my needs
About 40 year of age... from the outside

Fly foils!!! [Definitely a marginal!!! ]







stabber
stabber
NSW
1114 posts
NSW, 1114 posts
8 Dec 2010 10:20pm
*Wears a wetty with boardies over the top..... There is a legitamate reason for this..... I can explain it implicitly if you all want.
Bigwavedave
Bigwavedave
QLD
2057 posts
QLD, 2057 posts
8 Dec 2010 9:37pm
stabber said...

*Wears a wetty with boardies over the top..... There is a legitamate reason for this..... I can explain it implicitly if you all want.


Isn't it why you are called stabber?
getfunky
getfunky
WA
4485 posts
WA, 4485 posts
9 Dec 2010 2:52pm
stabber said...

Average(male) kiter has...

* married for 8 years
* 2 kids... between the ages of 4 -10.
* High paying career ... A professional of some kind that requires a degree.
Or
* Own business & can kite at will.

* drives a late model 4WD.

* has an iphone version 3.

* rides a kite less than 2 seasons old
* rides a board less than 2 seasons old

* Generally closer to 40 than 20 years of age....but wants their next wife to be closer to 20 than 40 years of age.



yes
yes
no
no
no
definately not (hate look at moi i-gadgets)
no
yes
Mmmmmm new equipment


BTW - you forgot:
loves (.)(.)

yes
stabber
stabber
NSW
1114 posts
NSW, 1114 posts
10 Dec 2010 9:33am
I didn't forget the boobies reference.... I put it in there slyly as my missus would have killed me.
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