hes wearing an ocean rodeo drysuit while teaching onland no helmets... like.... my mind is hurting

a doctorate in spirulini and lettuce juice shakes and a level 1 diploma in kitesurfing

brian, brad, brucey wucey please stop teaching your students to fly kites without helmets in carparks might want to consider takeing that photo down as it is definitely grounds to have you booted from IKO for unsafe teaching practices

http://www.flxkiters.com/about/

Who is kozzie?

Why is he so agro?

Is he as good as he makes out?

dont remember ever saying i was good. at anything. infact im a bit old and ****. if there was a choice between me and a half decent sandwich id go the sandwich and i reckon the misses would to.

me being good has nothing to do with teaching students dangerously and against the teaching standards brianne of tarp is ment to be as an iko instructor albeit level 1... which is like not even teaching for 1 season.... his "invention" aka the piece of wire cable with a caribiner on it with another bita cable to attach to the safety line is not GOOD if it was a **** sandwich it would be the filling not the bread.

and im not even agro, someone indirectly asks me for my opinion on theyre invention on a forum, i put far more EFFORT into my opinion then anyone else here. sitting around and nodding your heads is how hitler and george bush came to power. if you see a man about to spend $8000 and god knows how many HOURS of his valueable time makeing a **** sandwich only to find out later all those well meaning people on the internet said it was great and would work werent around to actually PURCHASE the god damned thing.

im trying to do brett a favour here

should be directing your questions to the church, to saint me, instead of requesting a dox



anyways bryan if you really want to invent something and i know you do you doctor of nature you, atleast patent it first. im not seeing any of your patents maybe im typeing ben instead of boe or something but for a little example on what your patent should look like just choose your favourite water sporting company and have a flick thru theres.
www.google.com.au/#tbm=pts&hl=en&q=inassignee:%22Neil+Pryde+Limited%22
hope that helps
good luck doctor bean if you send me your address ill google a store for you to buy a tarp from and even direct you to what page of your iko instructor book the self launching technic is on.

if i was a rival school in your area i would just iko look up your name see who your examiner was shoot him an email with your photos of teaching unsafely and ask him why he isnt helping you out with some of the finer points on not killing your students without helmets that are flying power kites in the carpark in a known gusty location.

Kozzie you must be old because your eyesight is crap !

In the photo you mentioned he is teaching on a pebble/ grey sand beach ( much like the ones in his vid) not a carpark!

Brad your invention definitely has merit do not be disheartened by these douchebags they will literally troll anything that is posted up

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Youngbreezy said..
Kozzie you must be old because your eyesight is crap !

In the photo you mentioned he is teaching on a pebble/ grey sand beach ( much like the ones in his vid) not a carpark!

Brad your invention definitely has merit do not be disheartened by these douchebags they will literally troll anything that is posted up

then what the hell is that escalade doing on the beach?!?!?

but seriously folks is it just me or do the pebbles less then a kite lines length away look remarkably like bitumen?!? so linear, they were probably scared straight by what the were witnessing. of ALL your teaching photos would you choose the one where theres no helmets and vests and DONT FORGET HES ****ING FLYING ON THE GROUND NOT IN THE WATER ?!?!?! next to a ****ing enourmous tree line that are directly downwind of the "student" im sure it cant be a PAYING student and im sure brad will come out and say he was just giving a profesional a couple pointers to try cover his ass point is this man THINKS this is okay to actually put up on his website?!?!?! i can not even believe how much **** he must be doing dangerously if this didnt set off any buzzers or alarms in his head honestly young breezy there is so much wrong with this photo


http://www.flxkiters.com/launch-rite-2/1kj6bl0z28guf3en9qsc2gk0w5pi6t

hes advertiseing that he teaches you on the land for 2 hours .... your clearly not teaching your students that its DANGEROUS to fly your kite on the land or about any of the apparent wind effects in your area just filling that 2 hours with other stuff you have invented i guess

www.flxkiters.com/launch-rite-2/mxlom58or2qb0cmxnf5j6i0lrk0x5n

oh god the lesson structure its makeing my brain bleed like a concussed water rats

www.flxkiters.com/launch-rite-2/3liowtys2gnv1f53fphuezji7f1ek5

HE CHARGES FOR LAUNCH AND LANDING ASSISTS!!!

HE HAS A VESTED INTREST TO NOT TEACH HIS STUDENTS TO SELF LAUNCH AND LAND ?!?!?!? HOLLY ****ING HELL SERIOUSLY!!!

i knew there was some wacky ****ing **** going on in the states but this **** is ****ing insane
and your all going to sit there and call me out for being a LITTLE BIT CONCERNED about the entire operation.

im telling you soon as i saw him in a dry suit with a vest with a helmet and a hood and all monor of **** and a board leash i KNEW something was completely ****ed up. the examiner really hashed the **** out on this guy.

doctor kale chips if your reading this PLEASE consider contacting the IKO and getting them to have a look over your lesson structure and your entire operation honestly, you need help before you seriously hurt someone. **** can go wrong with the most perfect of scenarios this...this is not the most perfect of scenarios your setting yourself up for a fair bit of ****. if your serious about your school and continueing teaching under the IKO name i reccomend you contact them. obviously your examiner has failed you which isnt your fault i can only imagine you probably think your doing all the right things.

Yes the road and the trees do look fairly close but do you really think that photo is enough evidence to launch an abusive attack on someone's business and livelihood?

Are you really that fired up about this or is this just your favourite trolling topic for today?

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Youngbreezy said..
Yes the road and the trees do look fairly close but do you really think that photo is enough evidence to launch an abusive attack on someone's business and livelihood?

Are you really that fired up about this or is this just your favourite trolling topic for today?

the dudes going to end up looseing his business and livlihood, telling him to change it will help him keep it.

telling him its A OK will mean he will loose it and maybe even seriously hurt someone.

didnt we just have a spate of people flying there kites on there shore at lunch infront of trees and when a gust came thru the wind hits the trees boosting the people UP INTO THE AIR and into the trees and being seriously injured or died?!!? you want AN INSTRUCTOR doing this regularly on a daily basis without helmets?!?!

what the hells the matter with yoooouuuu maaaahhnnnn why you sooo unnncoooolllll and aaagreesssiiivvveeee maaaannnn like just let him unknowingly continue this way maaannnnn


seriously have a look at the iko standards and chart of sanctions and tell me i couldnt knock off at minimum 10 points which would have his licence suspended and his "school" even tho i have a funny feeling its not really affiliated basicly shutdown

instead im pointing out some of the glareingly obviously dangerous teaching methods and a few other things he might want to fix before he starts internationally pasteing ALL OVER the damn internet. the whole thing is completely insane

but im the bad guy

well yeaaahhh maaaannn cause you coulda just sent him a PM like haaayyy maaaann your website maaaannn ike yourrr entire website is greeeaaaattt maaaaannn but its just kind of a little bit detrimental to your business maaaannn cause like your basicly going to kill your students one day maaaaannn but you know its coooollll alsooooo maaaannnn maybe try not to like break alllll the rulesss maaaannn you know the rules of the organisation you somehow belong tooo maaannnnn yeaaa like your breakking basicly alll the ruullllesss maaaann but you know whatever thats cooooooll

**** that and **** him this sort of **** ruins a hell of alot of hard work the IKO do and a ****load more work individual instructors do and you guys want to jump up and down everytime someone ****ing pumps up a 12 meter in 30 knot winds and dies and ask yourselves why didnt anyone try stop him?!?!? well THIS IS ****ING IT this is the TIME this man is going to end up in some serious ****. its only time WHY should that be so COOL and GROOOOVVVYYYY to you all?!?

honestly i was more then happy to just leave it at the hahaha hes selling wire and caribiners and calling it an invention and left it at that but you couldnt handle me saying that so i had to explain myself WHY thats funny and a VERY PECULIAR thing for a so called INSTRUCTOR to be doing and LO AND BEHOLD i have to delve deeper and deeper into the rabbit hole to find some of the silliest **** ive seen from a kitesurfing school.

every schools different. but none of them are as dangerous as this one.

hows your forum pimping going doctor benson?

Jesus kozzie take a break -- you don't have to be an asshole every day of your life

Kozzie is the most entertaining thing on sb at the moment, keep him going

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cauncy said..
Kozzie is the most entertaining thing on sb at the moment, keep him going

i quit drinking last saturday

my rants seem just as ranty with just as much ****y but im begining to worry ive had 3 count em 3 positive messages with my name in it.... begining to think im not really here at all, like its just a simulation....maybe i can fly!

even kami is telling me to have a rest and put my feet up, if he offers me a poky stick or a hello panda ill know this is all just a land of make believe :)


okay so heres how it works

doctor bunson has 15 IKO points. after he gets down to just 5! hes suspended now im not going to claim 100% all these fit the bill but heres a few at a glance

active instructor is a school owner and school claims to be iko affiliated when its not 8 points BAM he may be an instructor but his school isnt affiliated

schools useing logos when not affiliated 8 points (now i just skimmed his website maybe he isnt saying the school is affiliated maybe hes just saying he is but isnt clearly saying his school is NOT affiliated) so whatever im not really careing about these ones

this one i DO care about
teaches without safety gear helmet bouyancy aid etc 8 points! okay so seriously hes got 2 points to go and i havent even started

has no valid level 2 instructor as Head instructor 8 points so hes gone his head instructor of his school is him and he isnt level 2

negative 1 point

teaching unsafe techniques 6 points (so hes negative 7 theoreticly impossible)

no helmet - another 6 points! so were at -13

kite to close to powerlines or roads thats another 6 points so -19


anyways you get the point theres about a dozen little 4 point ones about launching with objects in wind window or not teaching how to self launch and land or passing students when they havent fulfilled the criteria etc which would only be speculation but pretty damn good speculation considering they need to buy a tether to launch and land.

fact is its written in black and white that was hes displaying on his schools site is grounds to have his licence taken off him. all he needs to do is change the dangerous insane photos to nice normal ones have a bit of a ask around on how to teach students to driftlaunch safely or even buy some carpet or a tarp and teach them to safely launch aswell.

theres nothing wrong with being cautious and walking the kite out with your students far from harms way away from the roads and trees and turbulant wind caused by those obstacles boris, if that is your real name

and seeing as you are a member of the IKO benny heres a bit of reading to do while on the can

http://ikointl.com/system/files/public%20eBooks/Chart%20of%20Sanctions%20V2.pdf

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cauncy said..
Kozzie is the most entertaining thing on sb at the moment, keep him going

Well I can retire now then?