Ok I'll bite!

dooggggh!! What was the question again?
Ahh yeahh...
(you've red thumbed me at this point)
Started: 13
Now: 47
Surfed Mals and thrusters since they were invented in 1981, up until I had to move to Townsville 'cause the Miss hates Melbourne, the cold and crap kite surfing out at Altona (we were just beginners then) back in 2010. I was predominantly a surfer. Did Bells hundreds of times and made Winki Pop my equivalent of trolling in here.

Also loved Cosey Corner at Torquay on longboards and never looked back. That became my hidey-hole surf spot for years.
Had kids and moved to Altona, met Steve at KSS, pissed him off a few times (as I would with anyone really), and Miss decided travelling to work in the CBD was a waste of life. I agreed. Packed up and here we are in Townsville, now pissing off Marvin no end!

And no, my mom did not teach me how to shut the eff up! Sorry folks.