There will be microscopic nanobots inside of everything, these nanobots will repair and maintain whatever they are inside of so that if you crash your kite and tear it it will Instantly fix itself also the material will always be in exactly perfect condition no matter how much use it has had.

The nanobots will also be inside of people. Disease and injury will be a thing of the past. The worst injuries will be easily fixed within minutes and people will no longer worry about diet, health or ageing as the nanobots will keep your body in prime condition at all times.

Extreme sports will be more extreme than ever and the alcohol, tobacco, fast food and now legal drug industries will be flourishing as people no longer need to worry about their health.

The only problem is that the nanobots inside of everyone turn on their hosts and mass mind control sets in. An evil conspirator has the keys to the nanobots and is set to take over the world.

And that's when our hero steps in!!!

Well at least that's the basis for the plot if anyone out there is a Hollywood movie producer pm me and we can get started on this amazing hit blockbuster

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cauncy said..
I'll struggle maintain a hard on

These Nano bots will come to save the day Cauncy! Just hang in there mate.

In the future,,,

If you are hanging a hook off your harness...

you'll gain extra beach cred.

Why is there a banner ad photo-bombing my post ? ^^^

lol.

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waveslave said..
Why is there a banner ad photo-bombing my post ? ^^^

lol.

KP has got something to do with this. ^^^

Steve, stop hacking my account already.

lol.

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HighzaKite said...

MarkusKarkus said..
As for the declining popularity of the sport I wouldn't hold your breath

really? I thought everything on the internet was true, especially technical graphs like this

This is actually true and was thoroughly discussed in a ?bodybuilding or windsurfing forum before (Cant remember). Essentially they attributed it to a rise of endurance and cardio sports like running, triathlon, cycling, spinning which all surged in the last 15 years, which have little initial cost but high end cost if so desired. They are also always possible, even for short amounts of time and generally suit a new yuppie generation very well.

http://www.google.co.uk/trends/explore#q=running

www.google.co.uk/trends/explore#q=cardio

www.google.co.uk/trends/explore#q=crossfit

www.google.co.uk/trends/explore#q=gym%20near%20me


Young people (including beach chicks ) have also left the kitesurfing/windsurfing game as these days you have very little money in your late teens/early twenties due to increasing cost of living, increasing student debt, unavailability of a car. There is simply no money to go kitesurfing.

No wonder everyone at the beach is in their 30s.

That's the **** KITEWARS sir richest virgin will fund it lets get this going haha