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Created by Underoath Underoath  > 9 months ago, 15 Jul 2016
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Underoath
Underoath

QLD

2434 posts

15 Jul 2016 3:29pm
We have see a few changes over the past couple of years with respect to kites and accessories. Anyone game to predict how the sport/ kites and equipment will change over the next decade?

A few of my thoughts.


A shift from a mainstream sport back to a fringe sport.

Sponsorship to significantly decrease with only the top 5 brands sponsoring only a handful of riders

Additional strut-less kites to enter the market place. Dracon fabrics to increase their strength and decrease weight by 30%

Foiling (roller skating) to increase in popularity, same as wave riding. (as a % of total kiters)

95% people will only have a 2 kite quiver, and only usually ride 1 kite.

Cabrinha will have 9 different bars to choose from. North will still have shocking graphics & Slingshot will make a Fuel that hasn't changed since 2009.

Brands to move to a 2 year cycle of updating gear as advancements in kite tech and R&D will slowdown.

By 2025, 30% of the kite brands will no longer be in business.

By 2025 when you tell a hot chick at the pub you kite surf, she will roll her eyes. Much like the way we think of windsurfers now!
Gorgo
Gorgo

VIC

5108 posts

15 Jul 2016 3:47pm
If you tell anybody that you kitesurf, windsurf, or paraglide they will tell you how they did that off the beach at Koh Samui just before they had a massage, got their hair braided, and got a tribal tatt that got infected.
DARTH
DARTH

WA

3028 posts

15 Jul 2016 3:11pm
In 2025 you won't be talking to hot chicks, jeez at your age!!
Plummet
Plummet

4862 posts

15 Jul 2016 4:15pm
I predict there will be wind and waves.

Gfly
Gfly

165 posts

15 Jul 2016 4:41pm
This sounds like 2016 not 2025
toppleover
toppleover

QLD

2067 posts

15 Jul 2016 6:59pm
I hope the wind graphs are more accurate in 2025
straddiepaul
straddiepaul

QLD

160 posts

15 Jul 2016 7:23pm
cool established cross/sailing sport, easy going and stoked community, many awesome places to travel/ride, just like it is now
noodelsrominov
noodelsrominov

VIC

265 posts

15 Jul 2016 8:37pm
We will no longer have kites at the ends of our lines, they will be replaced by quadcopters.
The sea will be littered with drones that have crashed into other drones or run out of battery while filming chop boarders doing awesome handel-less passes.
Chris_M
Chris_M

2132 posts

15 Jul 2016 6:56pm
There will be a new competitive form of kiting.... destruction derby.

10 kiters start off in a designated area, and they need to smash each others kites out of the sky, or cut each others lines.

Kites will be allowed a set number of modifications such as razor lines, spikes on leading edge etc

Oh and there will only be about 1 billion humans left after a big ass nuclear war
fingerbone
fingerbone

NSW

921 posts

15 Jul 2016 9:05pm
It will be in the olympics
Weta
Weta

WA

893 posts

15 Jul 2016 7:06pm
In 2025 Underoath will still be wishing he hadn't left WA

Gero will still be Gero and hopefully the mid-north coast is unchanged.
KiteDesigner
KiteDesigner

NSW

169 posts

15 Jul 2016 10:37pm
Kite equipment will become mandatory, all Kite Surfers will be forced to wear safety equipment before kiting by Austrlian law: life vests, full helmet bubble, floaties, flare gun, shark spray, impact pants, impact vest, UV industrial sunglasses, wrist guards and only bright pink or orange wetsuits for visibility. Unable to breed, they will slowly die off, or get into Pokemon go... Same thing...
waveslave
waveslave

WA

4263 posts

15 Jul 2016 8:58pm
Kitesurfing no longer exists in 2025.

The Department of Public Safety terminated kitesurfing in 2020.

The Government introduced a buy-back scheme and crushed all the gear.

Owners of Cabrinha equipment received nothing.
dusta
dusta

WA

2940 posts

15 Jul 2016 8:58pm
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KiteDesigner said..
Kite equipment will become mandatory, all Kite Surfers will be forced to wear safety equipment before kiting by Austrlian law: life vests, full helmet bubble, floaties, flare gun, shark spray, impact pants, impact vest, UV industrial sunglasses, wrist guards and only bright pink or orange wetsuits for visibility. Unable to breed, they will slowly die off, or get into Pokemon go... Same thing...


hahaha can't let it go can you. classic
cauncy
cauncy

WA

8407 posts

15 Jul 2016 9:09pm
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waveslave said..
Kitesurfing no longer exists in 2025.

The Department of Public Safety terminated kitesurfing in 2020.

The Government introduced a buy-back scheme and crushed all the gear.

Owners of Cabrinha equipment received nothing.


except an anal bead
waveslave
waveslave

WA

4263 posts

15 Jul 2016 9:15pm
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waveslave said..
Kitesurfing no longer exists in 2025.

The Department of Public Safety terminated kitesurfing in 2020.

The Government introduced a buy-back scheme and crushed all the gear.

Owners of Cabrinha equipment received nothing.


This would be Mark_australia's wet dream. ^^^

lol.
Youngbreezy
Youngbreezy

WA

1221 posts

15 Jul 2016 9:50pm
I reckon ultra light kites that fly in light wind with the speed and power of a small kite in strong winds. Maybe a hybrid of a foil and inflatable like a full semi rigid one piece wing that flies super fast with a massive wind range.

Also kite surfboards with the light weight and feel of a standard fiberglass but totally indestructible.

Drone surfing is definitely on the way, Not sure if that's a good thing though
theDoctor
theDoctor

NSW

5786 posts

16 Jul 2016 12:10am


All Kites will be made in sweatshops in Australia where labor is cheap and sold back to china.
cauncy
cauncy

WA

8407 posts

15 Jul 2016 11:05pm
I'll struggle maintain a hard on
EnglishCraig
EnglishCraig

NSW

406 posts

16 Jul 2016 1:38am
I will have moved back to Australia
ColoColo
ColoColo

QLD

130 posts

16 Jul 2016 8:33am
I will be having beer and watching State of Origin in Brisbane, cause Perth stuffed up the entire series and we took it back.
dyyylan
dyyylan

72 posts

16 Jul 2016 8:52am
Not to derail the thread, but you consider kiteboarding to be a mainstream sport? I live in a pretty beachy town in Florida and still have to explain to most people that what I do is neither windsurfing nor parasailing. Guess it's different in straya. Hell, I was on the news and under my name they subtitled me as "Expert Windsurfer"
theDoctor
theDoctor

NSW

5786 posts

16 Jul 2016 1:26pm

I think that probably has more to do with the fact that you are surrounded by americans than it does with kitesurfing not being a mainstream sport.
MarkusKarkus
MarkusKarkus

VIC

35 posts

16 Jul 2016 7:40pm
In 2025 most of the people on this forum will be having their arse wiped in an aged care facility.
MarkusKarkus
MarkusKarkus

VIC

35 posts

16 Jul 2016 7:59pm
As for the declining popularity of the sport I wouldn't hold your breath


Surfing seems to have become quite unpopular!


Snowboarding too!



and health seems to be less important than 10 years ago







Peahi
Peahi

VIC

1482 posts

16 Jul 2016 9:58pm
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MarkusKarkus said..
In 2025 most of the people on this forum will be having their arse wiped in an aged care facility.


I plan to continue surfing/kitesurfing while inner-city hipsters complain they cannot afford to buy property
Peahi
Peahi

VIC

1482 posts

16 Jul 2016 9:59pm
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MarkusKarkus said..
As for the declining popularity of the sport I wouldn't hold your breath





really? I thought everything on the internet was true, especially technical graphs like this
Poida
Poida

WA

1922 posts

16 Jul 2016 8:45pm
kitesurfing will be one of those sports that you used to do on the ocean, but in 2025 due to the pollution and a shark population explosion is more popular as a historical sport played on a virtual gaming platform with pokemon's to capture.
kernal
kernal

WA

541 posts

17 Jul 2016 5:53am
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dyyylan said...
Not to derail the thread, but you consider kiteboarding to be a mainstream sport? I live in a pretty beachy town in Florida and still have to explain to most people that what I do is neither windsurfing nor parasailing. Guess it's different in straya. Hell, I was on the news and under my name they subtitled me as "Expert Windsurfer"


No offence but florida has the dumbest people on the planet in it. Florida man does so many impossibly stuipid things. Google it florida man

Sorry forgot you were from florida here have a link you nutjob www.reddit.com/r/FloridaMan/
Factory
Factory

WA

266 posts

17 Jul 2016 6:38am
All the tards trying to milk a dollar from, or a career out of kitesurfing will finally realise failure, go back to school or find a real job and stop bull****ting themselves and everyone else.
Piros
Piros

QLD

7251 posts

17 Jul 2016 10:26am
One line kites that fly in no wind. Cab will bring out a bar that does'nt need a kite. Foiling is replaced by the Hoover board. The chicken loop will be replaced with a cock ring.
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