OMG! I want my 2 minutes back.
Oh ok.. I'll bite..
Left guy: "... I am telling you. It was huge! I saw a Predactyle, Predactole, oh you know.. those giant birds recently found by Paleontologists and other distinguished scientists... I saw one flying just when we shot down this buzzard."
Right guy: listening in awe
Middle guy: "... ughh what's a scientis".
ANOTHER VERSION (got me going now!)
Left guy: ".. Her ass was amazing... this huge!"
Right guy: ".. oh so you slept with my wife, ugh!?!!"
Middle guy: ".. oh ****"
I like the modern version...
Here we go...
Left guy: "Yes it was MH370 above us. I swear! I had to shoot it down to report the missing plane"
Right guy: "We could be rich from this"
Middle guy: "What the **** is an MH370!?"