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9 years ago

Shooting the breeze.

stupid

QLD

211 posts

stupid

QLD, 211 posts

1 Sep 2016 5:34pm

JulianRoss

544 posts

JulianRoss

WA, 544 posts

1 Sep 2016 3:38pm

some one took a photo of a painting?

stupid

QLD

211 posts

stupid

QLD, 211 posts

1 Sep 2016 5:42pm

Well yes.
how ever i am mor after what you think is going on in the painting.

Mark _australia

23647 posts

Mark _australia

WA, 23647 posts

1 Sep 2016 3:46pm

3 blokes
guns
retriever / pointer type of dog
dead bird

I think I have it!

So what are you seeing that we aren't..? :/

stupid

QLD

211 posts

stupid

QLD, 211 posts

1 Sep 2016 5:48pm

Mark _australia said..
3 blokes
guns
retriever / pointer type of dog
dead bird

I think I have it!

So what are you seeing that we aren't..? :/

Late after some more opinions

stupid

QLD

211 posts

stupid

QLD, 211 posts

1 Sep 2016 5:54pm

Hmmm .
please everybody express thei opinions.
i am curious.

nebbian

6277 posts

nebbian

WA, 6277 posts

1 Sep 2016 4:02pm

"... And then I thought I'd take a photo of this painting, not knowing that my lack of shirt was visible in the reflection!"

stupid

QLD

211 posts

stupid

QLD, 211 posts

1 Sep 2016 6:08pm

No .
i am I north qld
i only want an opinion of what you see is happening in the painting
what does your mind tell you is going on?

ThinkaBowtit

1134 posts

ThinkaBowtit

WA, 1134 posts

1 Sep 2016 4:13pm

Well, they're sitting around in the grass, having just shared a joint after a bit of bird hunting or something, and are about to light the next one. Old mate in the centre is dreaming of the day they invent mobile phones so he can see nekkid ladies whenever it suits him, a concept initiated in his addled brain thanks to old mate on the left describing his favourite lady parts to old mate holding said unlit joint. Do I get a prize?

stupid

QLD

211 posts

stupid

QLD, 211 posts

1 Sep 2016 6:16pm

Oh yea

stupid

QLD

211 posts

stupid

QLD, 211 posts

1 Sep 2016 6:21pm

Ok this is what I see!
the bloke on the right is telling a story.
the guy on the right is buying it.
the guy in the middle is scratching his head not believing that the guy on the right is buying it.
so now what do you see?

stupid

QLD

211 posts

stupid

QLD, 211 posts

1 Sep 2016 6:24pm

Sorry the guy on the left!

stupid

QLD

211 posts

stupid

QLD, 211 posts

1 Sep 2016 6:30pm

Opinions

stupid

QLD

211 posts

stupid

QLD, 211 posts

1 Sep 2016 6:43pm

Don't worry my name sake sake says it all!

Mark _australia

23647 posts

Mark _australia

WA, 23647 posts

1 Sep 2016 5:52pm

ThinkaBowtit said..
Well, they're sitting around in the grass, having just shared a joint after a bit of bird hunting or something, and are about to light the next one. Old mate in the centre is dreaming of the day they invent mobile phones so he can see nekkid ladies whenever it suits him, a concept initiated in his addled brain thanks to old mate on the left describing his favourite lady parts to old mate holding said unlit joint. Do I get a prize?

yup what he said

southace

4795 posts

southace

SA, 4795 posts

1 Sep 2016 7:58pm

It's the first ever ice deal I think!

jn1

2753 posts

jn1

SA, 2753 posts

1 Sep 2016 8:32pm

stupid said..

You can't ask a serious question on the seagull breeze and get a serious reply.
My interpretation (without research). After a good hunting session, the left guy is describing a previous hunting experience. The right guy (naive) is captivated. The middle guy thinks it's a crock of **. An age old situation you get at any rigging area after a good session when a 6 pack of beer and a pizza is produced. Guys start exaggerating. They did a 2 story jump when they only got their fin 1 metre out of the water. A double loop when in fact it is a stuffed up forward. A full plane exit duck gybe, when it was a f*ked up barely passable gybe etc

Haircut

QLD

6491 posts

Haircut

QLD, 6491 posts

1 Sep 2016 9:36pm

guy on right has the joint

guy in middle had the joint

guy on left wants the joint

dmitri

VIC

1040 posts

dmitri

VIC, 1040 posts

1 Sep 2016 10:06pm

looks like a painting in someone's bedroom ...is it a curtain in a reflection ?
my guess is Mr stupid picked up a lady who speaks with ruski accent.

DanozDirect

QLD

106 posts

DanozDirect

QLD, 106 posts

2 Sep 2016 9:50am

OMG! I want my 2 minutes back.

Oh ok.. I'll bite..

Left guy: "... I am telling you. It was huge! I saw a Predactyle, Predactole, oh you know.. those giant birds recently found by Paleontologists and other distinguished scientists... I saw one flying just when we shot down this buzzard."

Right guy: listening in awe

Middle guy: "... ughh what's a scientis".

ANOTHER VERSION (got me going now!)

Left guy: ".. Her ass was amazing... this huge!"
Right guy: ".. oh so you slept with my wife, ugh!?!!"
Middle guy: ".. oh ****"

I like the modern version...

Here we go...

Left guy: "Yes it was MH370 above us. I swear! I had to shoot it down to report the missing plane"
Right guy: "We could be rich from this"
Middle guy: "What the **** is an MH370!?"

Imax1

QLD

4937 posts

Imax1

QLD, 4937 posts

2 Sep 2016 11:11am

.
Guy on right , "did u eat those magic mushrooms " ?
Guy on left , " were they magic mushrooms " ?
Guy in middle , " s-it yeah , an there just kikkin in now " !

Tonz

524 posts

Tonz

524 posts

2 Sep 2016 10:05am

guy on left.... 'you are not having my dick, I dont care how big a toff you are'.
middle guy ' Iam just here to watch.
right .... I'll pay ....how much?'

felixdcat

3519 posts

felixdcat

WA, 3519 posts

2 Sep 2016 10:09am

Guy on the left: After hunting I will go kiting, the control bar on my kite is that big it feel like a big dick in my hands.... I love it!
Guy in the middle: Ahahahaha kiting is so gay! Do you have a yellow and pink polka dots pair of longjohns to wear over your hunting suit?
Guy on rite: Ahhhh Bahhh lets have another joint instead.

rockmagnet

QLD

1458 posts

rockmagnet

QLD, 1458 posts

2 Sep 2016 1:42pm

Guy on the left is saying " I'm sure your Jonny Depp" and," where's Amber Heard ?, she's got great tit's and I bet she's good in the sack."
The guy in the middle is thinking , that's right and is glad he's got a long coat on to hide the rising tension he's feeling although the stoned expression on his face gives him away.

Buster fin

2598 posts

Buster fin

WA, 2598 posts

2 Sep 2016 1:12pm

You guys should sell your free time... Seems to be so much of it.
Council workers?

stupid

QLD

211 posts

stupid

QLD, 211 posts

2 Sep 2016 4:15pm

Jeebus crisps!
lucky I didn't ask about anything heavy !
like why don't we have flying cars ,
and what do you think will happen if everyone could have one?
eg: borders,what borders?

Poida

1922 posts

Poida

WA, 1922 posts

2 Sep 2016 2:57pm

guy on Left: I'm psychotic
Guy in the middle: I'm cooked
guy on right: Let me be the judge of that.

Imax1

QLD

4937 posts

Imax1

QLD, 4937 posts

2 Sep 2016 7:16pm

stupid said..
Jeebus crisps!
lucky I didn't ask about anything heavy !
like why don't we have flying cars ,
and what do you think will happen if everyone could have one?
eg: borders,what borders?

How would we stop the Mexicans

Razzonater

2224 posts

Razzonater

2224 posts

2 Sep 2016 5:55pm

Buddy it's puff puff pass

Yeah man it's not a microphone

Imax1

QLD

4937 posts

Imax1

QLD, 4937 posts

2 Sep 2016 9:27pm

Razzonater said..
Buddy it's puff puff pass

Yeah man it's not a microphone

Funny , That brings back memories

cauncy

8407 posts

cauncy

WA, 8407 posts

2 Sep 2016 7:42pm

On the piss with the enemy

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