Guy on the left: "You fool, you should have gotten out of the water when the council guy told you! You are not responsible enough to make your own choices, so you deserve that $250 fine. When you bend over to take it, just brace your hands like this, it makes it easier to take. As you can see I'm really good at it."
Guy on the right: "...really? You think that way, really?"
Guy in the middle: "Haha, crikey. The bend over brigade captain is at it again, always makes me lol."