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Created by Carantoc Carantoc  > 9 months ago, 10 Nov 2023
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myscreenname
myscreenname

2296 posts

18 Nov 2023 4:53pm
If you do, don't tell her about the enclave.
Carantoc
Carantoc

WA

7194 posts

19 Nov 2023 5:17pm
New Carantocland - New Carantocland is open to all.

You don't need an invite. Why ? is rumpy pumpy with Clementine Ford on your bucket list ?


But yes, be assured there will be Clemetines.

And satsumas. and tangelos and even the OG orange.

Mangoes, pineapples and bananas. And peaches. there will be many soft, fresh peaches. And grapes for all.

No celery though. Ain't nobody like dat ****.
TonyAbbott
TonyAbbott

924 posts

19 Nov 2023 5:51pm
Will this new country accept refugees fleeing from chris249's final solution for conspiracy theorist and free-thinkers
Carantoc
Carantoc

WA

7194 posts

19 Nov 2023 6:03pm
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TonyAbbott said..
Will this new country accept refugees fleeing from chris249's final solution for conspiracy theorist and free-thinkers



Yeah....buuuuut......

It is only a small island. Not sure all the world except one will fit on it.

..and Tony, just to re-iterate, not if they come by boat. Don't want to upset you now do we.
myscreenname
myscreenname

2296 posts

20 Nov 2023 8:06am
chris249 might just need some rumpy pumpy
TonyAbbott
TonyAbbott

924 posts

20 Nov 2023 3:58pm
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Carantoc said..


TonyAbbott said..
Will this new country accept refugees fleeing from chris249's final solution for conspiracy theorist and free-thinkers





Yeah....buuuuut......

It is only a small island. Not sure all the world except one will fit on it.

..and Tony, just to re-iterate, not if they come by boat. Don't want to upset you now do we.



You are going to need good men like me in this utopia.....

To stop the boats, I have proven history of being successful in this regards.

I do it once I have paid people smugglers a small fortune to get me there by boat.
Carantoc
Carantoc

WA

7194 posts

20 Nov 2023 5:34pm
You don't need a boat to get to New Carantocland - New Carantocland Tony.

Just givy ya dear old mate Bronny Bishop a call and see if you can borrow her taxpayer funded chopper.
Carantoc
Carantoc

WA

7194 posts

27 Nov 2023 5:29pm
Its over.

The dream is over.

Turns out New Carantocland - New Carantocland's closest neighbour is an island that stinks of sulphur and is full of old US nuclear bombs they disposed of down a volcano crater that is about to get red hot. What could go wrong ?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Iwo_Jima


This dragon is out.

myscreenname
myscreenname

2296 posts

28 Nov 2023 12:20pm
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Carantoc said..
Its over.

The dream is over.

Turns out New Carantocland - New Carantocland's closest neighbour is an island that stinks of sulphur and is full of old US nuclear bombs they disposed of down a volcano crater that is about to get red hot. What could go wrong ?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Iwo_Jima


This dragon is out.


And I was so looking forward to that uniform, re-educating those in the enclave and the freedom of uninhibited rumpy pumpy.

Maybe you can find some land elsewhere?
decrepit
decrepit

WA

12802 posts

28 Nov 2023 2:10pm
How high tech are we?
Can we get to outer space?
Hollow out an asteroid, and insert a FTL drive of some sort.
Go visiting neighbouring solar systems, perhaps.
Who knows what we might find.
Carantoc
Carantoc

WA

7194 posts

28 Nov 2023 5:53pm
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myscreenname said..
Maybe you can find some land elsewhere?



Alas... I believe Byron is full.

'Tis hard to come to the realisation that bitcoin outlasted New Carantocland - New Carantocland.

Perhaps myscreenname should be hailed as the new Baba Vanga. Such worldy insights that us mear mortals seek to mock, but in that mocking only reveal our own ignorance (Carantoc 2023)

I will complete the final chapter and fill in forms to the UN to request de-registration asap.
psychojoe
psychojoe

WA

2239 posts

28 Nov 2023 8:55pm
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myscreenname said..

Carantoc said..
Its over.





Maybe you can find some land elsewhere?


I hear Palestine has a new land release.
Froth Goth
Froth Goth

1223 posts

29 Nov 2023 2:28am
Im declareing WAR against karentiktocland and all its inhabitants

Also im declareing to help build karantiktoclands roads and electricity grid to lease it to them but to never let them actually own it so theyre forever indebted to me.

Also you dont mind if i have a small police/military base just to protect my countrys slaves while they build my i mean our roads right
psychojoe
psychojoe

WA

2239 posts

29 Nov 2023 5:26am
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Froth Goth said..
Im declareing WAR against karentiktocland and all its inhabitants

Also im declareing to help build karantiktoclands roads and electricity grid to lease it to them but to never let them actually own it so theyre forever indebted to me.

Also you dont mind if i have a small police/military base just to protect my countrys slaves while they build my i mean our roads right


Will these be toll roads or free to use?
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