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Carantoc
Carantoc

WA

7194 posts

10 Nov 2023 4:51am
www.watoday.com.au/world/asia/rare-view-a-volcano-is-building-a-new-island-in-real-time-20231109-p5eir7.html

It has been declared as New Carantocland.

It will be a place of utopian happiness and joy, presided over by the great-protector. A place that welcomes all#, that cares for the weak and downtrodden. A place that we can all call home. It will be filled with marvel and wonder. An island of peace and tranquillity, from where you can sit and give great gratitude you don't have flop about on that piss-weak dribbly left-hander on the mainland.

Welcome one and all, to New Carantocland.


#Except FormulaNova. FN will have to pass some basic immigration and security checks at the front gate before being able to apply for a visa.
psychojoe
psychojoe

WA

2239 posts

10 Nov 2023 5:52am
I'm sick of caring for the weak and downtrodden, can't you just let them drown like a true utopia?
bjw
bjw

bjw

QLD

3687 posts

10 Nov 2023 9:17am
2 questions.
1) Do you have to be vaccinated?
2) Do you accept BTC for processing fees?
AUS1111
AUS1111

WA

3621 posts

10 Nov 2023 8:18am
Don't laugh - that's how Maui got started
Carantoc
Carantoc

WA

7194 posts

10 Nov 2023 8:20am
It seems the people have spoken.

And this is a place of democracy. The great-protector will only intervene when democracy isn't working.


So, few updates:

- It will be so good, it has been decided to name it twice. The official name will now be New Carantocland - New Carantocland.

-The weak and downtrodden will be limited a small enclave and will be fenced in to prevent mingling with the rest of the population

- Everyone will have to be 100% vaccinated to stop all diseases and create utopia. But you can chose to be self-vaccinated, or identify as vaccinated. Any non-binary vaccination status will be openly accepted.

- BTC will be accepted. Accepted as a worthless nothing other than a speculative nothing that has the high potential to create economic disaster for all. Hence all BTC is to be surrendered to the great-protector at the border.
decrepit
decrepit

WA

12802 posts

10 Nov 2023 12:49pm
So do we all get free thermal power?

Should be plenty of it on a rising volcano
myscreenname
myscreenname

2296 posts

10 Nov 2023 4:29pm
Will there be re-education enclaves for the weak and downtrodden?
Carantoc
Carantoc

WA

7194 posts

10 Nov 2023 6:25pm
Be-jeezus. Everybody wants something don't they. It's take-take-take already in the wonderful new world.

Oh, well - yes, myscreenname, you can be official Commandant of the Re-education Dept. of New Carantocland - New Carantocland. Your annual budget will be set at the next meeting of the New Carantocland - New Carantocland finance committee. You can chose your own uniform.

decrepit - you can have all the free power you want (for domestic purposes only). But. it may be a mix of geothermal and wind, sourced from the future Illawarra wind farm, where New Carantocland - New Carantocland will off-shore all it's heavy industry and polluting generators.
myscreenname
myscreenname

2296 posts

10 Nov 2023 8:07pm
Why not use the weak and downtrodden to power decrepit's home while we wait to harness the thermal power from the volcano?

If we set up a breeding program, we could call it renewable energy.

Maybe encourage/coerce them to ride modified exercise bikes fitted with dynamos. I was reading that a bike could generate 200 watts in an hour. For reference a laptop needs around 50 watts in an hour.

10 bikes ridden 24 hours per day might even provide enough energy to mine some bitcoin.

I'm not sure why psycojoe wants to drown them and you wish to keep them isolated in enclaves.

The good looking ones could be repurposed to provide intimate services for those living in utopia, this would also benefit the breeding program.

This could all form part of the curriculum in the re-education enclaves.
psychojoe
psychojoe

WA

2239 posts

11 Nov 2023 5:10am
In a true utopia, the element of money would need to be removed from the intrinsic connection between life, love, money, and time. How will you achieve this? Will it be communism, will there simply be no possessions on New Carantocland- New Carantocland, or will you just eliminate the concept of interest?
bjw
bjw

bjw

QLD

3687 posts

11 Nov 2023 8:25am
I don't think you need to harness the volcano's power.

Just create a university, to spread the word of Carlantoc Marx. They'll love it and the hot air around it will be greater to that from the volcano.
decrepit
decrepit

WA

12802 posts

11 Nov 2023 9:45am
What about clothes, do we have to wear clothes??????
myscreenname
myscreenname

2296 posts

11 Nov 2023 11:11am
And work, do we have to do any?
TonyAbbott
TonyAbbott

924 posts

11 Nov 2023 4:38pm
Is the UN going to have any role in this new utopia?
Mr Milk
Mr Milk

NSW

3120 posts

11 Nov 2023 7:47pm
Wouldn't it be part of Japan if it is growing inside their territorial waters?
D3
D3

D3

WA

1516 posts

11 Nov 2023 5:07pm
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Mr Milk said..
Wouldn't it be part of Japan if it is growing inside their territorial waters?


I think that actually means it's part of China
Pcdefender
Pcdefender

WA

1607 posts

11 Nov 2023 6:15pm
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TonyAbbott said..
Is the UN going to have any role in this new utopia?


Integral.
myscreenname
myscreenname

2296 posts

11 Nov 2023 6:47pm
So many questions to be answered and now the founder has gone quiet.

It's a SCAM
TonyAbbott
TonyAbbott

924 posts

12 Nov 2023 6:12am
It will not be a legitimate country until it gets its own seabreeze weather graph
decrepit
decrepit

WA

12802 posts

13 Nov 2023 7:30am
What happened to this thread?
Carantoc have you deserted utopia?
Without your leadership and protection. what will happen to us?
Carantoc
Carantoc

WA

7194 posts

13 Nov 2023 8:10am
Calm down, calm down.

The pace of life on New Carantocland - New Carantocland is one of serenity and mindfulness. Decisions are not made based on the 5-minute headline in the morning papers, or what has been posted on seabreeze.com.au forums at 3 in the morning.

New Carantocland - New Carantocland does not want to make the same mistakes Mr Blogg made.

documents.pub/document/mr-bloggs-bridge.html?page=1
Chris 249
Chris 249

NSW

3531 posts

13 Nov 2023 12:25pm
More importantly will there be wind and reef breaks?
Carantoc
Carantoc

WA

7194 posts

13 Nov 2023 3:53pm
The official sport of New Carantocland - New Carantocland will be Candycrush.

Other sporting activities will be encouraged.
D3
D3

D3

WA

1516 posts

13 Nov 2023 5:08pm
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Carantoc said..
The official sport of New Carantocland - New Carantocland will be Candycrush.

Other sporting activities will be encouraged.


Official stance on Hero Wars?
myscreenname
myscreenname

2296 posts

14 Nov 2023 3:56pm
Do we have to renounce our Australian citizenship?

I don't want to be unaustralian like some other people on Seabreeze.
Carantoc
Carantoc

WA

7194 posts

14 Nov 2023 5:39pm
No.

In New Carantocland - New Carantocland everyone is free to be a sovereign citizen. You are not subservient to the state.

Although, by setting foot on this new land you accept the contract between yourself and all the other sovereign citizens. Which - may be a bit complicated to manage if there are more than about one citizen. Hence, these multiple individual contracts will be administered by a department of the non-state entity of New Carantocland - New Carantocland for simplicity. The terms and conditions will soon be drawn up by the new department and will be printed on small cards at the gate.
Carantoc
Carantoc

WA

7194 posts

14 Nov 2023 5:42pm
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D3 said..
Official stance on Hero Wars?


On New Carantocland - New Carantocland the two words 'hero' and 'war' do not appear together.

'Hero' and 'peace' will be like ebony and ivory sitting together on the piano keyboard in perfect harmony.
Mr Milk
Mr Milk

NSW

3120 posts

14 Nov 2023 10:31pm
Since you're sitting in a suburb of Japan, isn't saying herro just casual politeness?
myscreenname
myscreenname

2296 posts

15 Nov 2023 7:30am
I hope there's a bit of toxic masculinity and rumpy pumpy on this island.
Carantoc
Carantoc

WA

7194 posts

17 Nov 2023 11:54am
In New Carantocland - New Carantocland all the toxic males will be sent to the enclave of the weak and downtrodden.

In there you can have all the rumpy pumpy you want with them, Commandant myscreenname.
myscreenname
myscreenname

2296 posts

17 Nov 2023 9:13pm
Have you invited Clementine Ford to New Carantocland - New Carantocland?
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