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myusernam
myusernam

QLD

6154 posts

6 Apr 2013 7:21am
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theDoctor said...
Macroscien said...
theDoctor said...
you are seriously farked in the head



This is really not funny but true history... worth to know anyway explanation to above pictures
just small interruption in the thread
He was out deer hunting last week when a large grizzly bear charged
him from about 50 yards away.

The guy emptied his7mm Magnum semi-automatic rifle into the bear
and it dropped a few feet from him.

The big bear was still alive so he reloaded and shot it several times
in the head.

The bear was just over one
thousand six hundred pounds.

It stood 12' 6'??? high at the shoulder, 14' to the top of his head..

It's the largest grizzly bear ever recorded in the world..

Of course, the Alaska Fish and
Wildlife Commission did not let
him keep it as a trophy, but the
bear will be stuffed and mounted,
and placed on display at the Anchorage airport to remind
tourists of the risks involved when
in the wild..

Based on the contents of the bear's stomach, the Fish and Wildlife Commission established the bear
had killed at least two humans in
the past 72 hours including a
missing hiker.

The US Forest Service, backtracking from where the bear had originated, found the hiker's 38-caliber pistol emptied. Not far from the pistol was the remains of the hiker. The other body has not been found.

Although the hiker fired six shots
and managed to hit the grizzly with four shots (the Service ultimately found four 38 caliber slugs along
with twelve 7mm slugs inside the bear's dead body), it only wounded the bear and probably angered it immensely.

The bear killed the hiker an
estimated two days prior to the
bear's own death by the gun of
the Forest Service worker.

Think about this:

If you are an average size man;
you would be level with the bear's navel when he stood upright.
The bear would look you in the eye when it walked on all fours!

To give additional perspective, consider that this particular bear, standing on its hind legs, could
walk up to an average single story house and look over the roof, or
walk up to a two story house and
look in the bedroom windows.





oh no cause there is a shortage of average sized and low intelligence humans and an over abundance of biggest bears in the world



It's all bullshxt anyway
www.truthorfiction.com/giantbear/
funny images marco, not fiction
BabaORiley
BabaORiley

WA

434 posts

6 Apr 2013 5:37am
This is a funny bear


These are hairy bears



and this is a hairless bear

Surfer62
Surfer62

1357 posts

6 Apr 2013 10:30am



Macroscien
Macroscien

QLD

6808 posts

6 Apr 2013 5:51pm


Stubbies
Stubbies

WA

1126 posts

6 Apr 2013 10:16pm
Just the one...



DunkO
DunkO

NSW

1147 posts

7 Apr 2013 1:18am
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Macroscien said...
No more funny John West fishy adds on TV

Teddy Bear is dead ( after swallowing 10 bullets and 2 hitchhikers )










Almost as funny...

BabaORiley
BabaORiley

WA

434 posts

7 Apr 2013 2:02am
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Surfer62 said...






sort of thinking it has something to do with a chocolate factory??
Buster fin
Buster fin

WA

2597 posts

7 Apr 2013 5:58am
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BabaORiley said...
Surfer62 said...






sort of thinking it has something to do with a chocolate factory??


Or Willy Wanka.
choco
choco

SA

4177 posts

7 Apr 2013 8:14am

Neddero
Neddero

NSW

74 posts

7 Apr 2013 12:55pm


Gizmo
Gizmo

SA

2865 posts

7 Apr 2013 3:54pm


Surfer62
Surfer62

1357 posts

7 Apr 2013 6:34pm


Zuke
Zuke

901 posts

7 Apr 2013 8:32pm



Stubbies
Stubbies

WA

1126 posts

8 Apr 2013 8:41am


gibberjoe
gibberjoe

SA

956 posts

8 Apr 2013 11:08am

^^^^^ The original Thoughty ! what a wheeley great idea....bom bom !
DunkO
DunkO

NSW

1147 posts

8 Apr 2013 4:18pm
It's doggies thought process in reverse.
doggie
doggie

WA

15849 posts

8 Apr 2013 2:23pm
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DunkO said...
It's doggies thought process in reverse.



davo4772
davo4772

VIC

64 posts

8 Apr 2013 10:21pm


desertyank
desertyank

1264 posts

9 Apr 2013 3:28am
This pic is not intended as a response to any previous post.... just thought it was funny



felixdcat
felixdcat

WA

3519 posts

9 Apr 2013 2:37pm


sameh
sameh

WA

310 posts

9 Apr 2013 5:56pm
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felixdcat said...





shes going in the wrong direction
stamp
stamp

QLD

2795 posts

9 Apr 2013 9:58pm
^^^with any luck there'll be a few former miners waiting for her whichever way she goes.
but i agree- if there is a god she won't be heading upwards...
mocha1
mocha1

WA

934 posts

9 Apr 2013 9:15pm
Why would the lazy arsed striking miners be waiting in heaven? All those whinging miners union reps ended up over here creating havoc after Thatcher eyeballed them and didn't back down......now look at the price of stuff......we don't all earn $$$$$$$$ diggin holes or cleaning up after those that dig holes


Flame suit on.......fishing rod out and best lure attached
dinsdale
dinsdale

WA

1227 posts

9 Apr 2013 9:35pm
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mocha1 said...
Why would the lazy arsed striking miners be waiting in heaven? All those whinging miners union reps ended up over here creating havoc after Thatcher eyeballed them and didn't back down......now look at the price of stuff......we don't all earn $$$$$$$$ diggin holes or cleaning up after those that dig holes

Flame suit on.......fishing rod out and best lure attached

Coooor Maaaate! You'll be banned voicing common sense opinion like that

hilly
hilly

WA

7979 posts

9 Apr 2013 9:47pm
For fecks sake get with the program images not self indulgent twaddle


Stubbies
Stubbies

WA

1126 posts

10 Apr 2013 8:02am


KA360
KA360

NSW

803 posts

10 Apr 2013 1:26pm


Beaglebuddy
Beaglebuddy

1595 posts

10 Apr 2013 3:44pm


doggie
doggie

WA

15849 posts

10 Apr 2013 3:51pm
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Beaglebuddy said...





Back in my day we had no entertainment, we made do with marbles an suchlike.

So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a 10 cents and in those days, 10 cent coins had pictures of bumblebees on 'em. Give me five bees for a fifty, you'd say.
Zuke
Zuke

901 posts

10 Apr 2013 4:43pm
^^^^ Ha Ha Ha, Grandpa Simpson
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