7 days, 9 trips to 5 different supermarkets, lined up at opening hour. Not a single roll of loo paper to be seen or had.

Oh and I have daughters.

Since I can't find any food, I don't need tp.

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stuk said..
7 days, 9 trips to 5 different supermarkets, lined up at opening hour. Not a single roll of loo paper to be seen or had.

Oh and I have daughters.

For the first time when we went shopping at 10am today there was plenty of loo paper at Coles and not everyone was walking out with a pack. Must have heeded scmo s message yesterday .

What I have noticed since covid is there are more men out shopping

The REAL reason every one is hoarding t ...rolls ..
Scot Mo and his muffets are giving us the ****s ...

A tad sad Australia needs to be reminded by the PM that being a selfish idiot is un-Australian.

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stuk said..
7 days, 9 trips to 5 different supermarkets, lined up at opening hour. Not a single roll of loo paper to be seen or had.

Oh and I have daughters.

I've three daughters, there won't be toilet paper for months. For $30, buy yourself a bidet toilet attachment on eBay. Hurry, they are going fast.

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holy guacamole said..
A tad sad Australia needs to be reminded by the PM that being a selfish idiot is un-Australian.

A good point.

It would be much better for the government to employ you as the selfish idiot ambassador, kinda like Scotty "three-fifty" Cam, to tell everyone how they ought behave...

You could go around and inspect trolleys and even bums to make sure that paper really is needed

Noted. You are duly reminded not to be a selfish idiot.

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holy guacamole said..
Noted. You are duly reminded not to be a selfish idiot.

Good job... only 2 more reminders on here and 4 TV ads and you can collect your $350K from SloMo.

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holy guacamole said..
Noted. You are duly reminded not to be a selfish idiot.

955 Posts....give us a effing break.

Enough avocado for a billion years

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Tequila ! said..955 Posts....give us a effing break.
Enough avocado for a billion years

holy guacamole said..
Noted. You are duly reminded not to be a selfish idiot.

Cht....aww....have another Tequila

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Tonz said..
toilet doors.....why the hell do they open inwards?
ever tried to get someone out of the room after they had a heart attack and fall against the dunny door,
run around side of house
rip fly screen off
bloody window slide is jammed
smash window
cardboard over edge
climb in through window
pull MIL away from door sort of...wasnt dignified but hey....
by this time ambo is arriving plus the police cause the stupid bitch next door neighbour hears breaking glass and someones ass going in through said window
SES then called to remove ****in door

MIL survived and still rants at me

my old dad went this way having his morning constitutional. I always think of it as him not everyone faffing around him trying to save him when he was fkd anyway

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Rupert said..

Plus 1 and more

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If we all print a few copies off, and stick it on the entrance of our local supermarkets tonight, how many stores can we cover?

I'm assuming it's been raised but aquaturds yeh? A.T virgin's take a little while to snap out the first one but after a little practice they too will be masters of their new domain, once per day you'll be down the beach at 7am for a 'surf' instead of at virus ridden Coles -happy days

May be that the fascination with the butt hole and the acceptance from the newer generations that it's totally normal to stick things in it,,,,has caused a bit of a slipping of the clutch amongst the community. The dunny paper will be totally nessasary because these people are going to loose their **** when they start coughing.

If people go normally to the supermarket twice a week would they not spread the virus four times as much as someone who goes big once in two weeks ?
Is that not what the experts are saying , hunker down . How does one hunker down going to the shops twice a week ?
Just a thought.
It seems a lose lose situation.
I wish I was camping , well stocked for six months.

I actually saw toilet rolls in a local supermarket this evening! Amazing! By the look of it, people will take it. I declined as I figured there must be other people that actually need it by now or at least are stressing out over it. Me, I am happy to use the hose! (only if I run out of proper toilet paper.)

I wonder what I would do if it came down to a choice between no toilet paper or no alcohol... hmmm... not too much of a decision right now.

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Has anyone else noted that the people in the beginning proudly saying that the bought up big and hoarded to "protect" their families are now quiet.
It was kinda funny that these people provided us with some light entertainment. Now their selfish acts are just plain inconvenient.
You know you have hit rock bottom when even the politicians are calling you selfish and irresponsible.

Shame on them.

Omg, Rupert your post is the best.

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Perfect Rupert. I nearly fell off the hammock.

Look on the bright side, those that use their hands are less likely to touch their face.
I was reading 'The year of living dangerously ' in a tree house at Nias in the mid 90's, got half way through and a bunch of pages were missing. I asked the lads and sure enough one of em couldn't handle Indo style.
On a more serious note my predticon is for around 5500 know cases by this time next week and about five times that number of undiagnosed cases.
Keep your distance.

Dont think this has been posted here yet!

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Rupert said..

This needs to be in Mandarin

JACKPOT!!!

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Harrow said..
JACKPOT!!!

I know this sounds interesting, but I feel that the reverse would be a better idea. We have plenty of alcohol, but not much toilet paper.

Is there a reverse video of this?

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FormulaNova said..
I know this sounds interesting, but I feel that the reverse would be a better idea. We have plenty of alcohol, but not much toilet paper.

Is there a reverse video of this?

Don't you understand? The real reason for toilet paper buying isn't because people like wiping their bum. It's because all the hand sanitiser is gone, so people are buying toilet paper to turn it into alcohol to make the own hand sanitiser.

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stuk said..
7 days, 9 trips to 5 different supermarkets, lined up at opening hour. Not a single roll of loo paper to be seen or had.

Oh and I have daughters.

I've three daughters, there won't be toilet paper for months. For $30, buy yourself a bidet toilet attachment on eBay. Hurry, they are going fast.

Mine has yet to be delivered and I'm beginning to develop an itchy bum

The buying limits are now beyond annoying, and now actually helping to spread the virus. You can't have a shortage of fresh bread and milk, since they are impractical to hoard, yet there is a buying limit of two items. Because of this, I need to go to the supermarket every second day instead of once a week to get my milk.

^^^^^Why not stay home and self isolate, you have already stock piled a good 2 week supply. This is what you bought it all for, so you don't have to go to the shop every day, otherwise the stockpiling is just a waste of time ? And contributed to the reason why these restriction have had to come in the first place, to be fair for all Aussies.

If you are too worried about the chance of getting it if you go buy milk, don't buy milk, I guess for you the choice is can I live without it or risk your families life.

I don't think going to the corner store for some milk is that life and death, but if thats where your at, don't go, you wont die if you don't have milk in your latte