I used to think I'd do it.

But since giving up smoking I'd just prefer to be dead and left in peace.

It's kind of good for Derryn Hinch to have his liver transplant and to keep prattleling on for a few more years about pedophiles.

But if I was dead and I knew that my liver was going to him - I'd definitely say - leave me alone.

I don't think I will be in a position to say yes or no when the time comes, so I will go 'yes' for the moment. (Finally maybe someone will want me? Brain transplant any liberal voters?)

Just imagine if there was someone worthwhile waiting for a liver and then Derryn snuck in and got the last one on the list? Without your pristine example, what would they do?

Imagine if that same worthwhile person was you that needed one?

I used to worry about this until I realised I won't really care at the time of donation.

Yeah if it was some kid with eye cancer - yeah sure, I'd be happy to give him my liver.

But if I died and my liver went to Derryn Hinch I'd be pissed, and would do everything in my power as a ghost to jinx him.

I like to sell mine, free market ideology and help drive the economy.

Think I may of stuffed my liver with a bottle of bundy when I was 17

adolf said...

Little Jon said...

I like to sell mine, free market ideology and help drive the economy.

Yeah with this looming recession coming on I can see where you are coming from.

I wonder how much you'ld get for your liver?

I would sell a kidney - I think I have two of them.

You don't want to sell your liver - just check with a doctor that you have another one before you put it on ebay.com

I don't think anyone has two livers - google it.

Hey, I discovered the bold font.

You really do want to have a recession don't you buddy? Have you joined a conspiracy theorist club and want to do a little better than your buddies by being right?

I will donate my "liver" to my worst enemy, cop that mate !!!

and if you really p-ss me off you can have my brain as well.

adolf said...

What's this bold font your talk'n about FormulaNova?

I was talking about the impending Global

doom

of an inevitable World Wide Recession!

ockanui said...

having donated blood 75+ times, back in the early days i Reckon there would have been a number of people who were recipients of those donations discovering things that they might not have experienced before, now the blood is relatively pure, I kinda like the idea of the social aspect and to donate organs is the next step but they will have to wait a little bit longer

75+ times? Now that takes some effort. I have only gone back to it after a break of a few years.

I shudder when I think of all those poor people out there that are coming over all left-wing and have no say in it Is political persuasion a blood borne disease? Maybe they screened my blood and rejected it?

Ockanui, I think they do already, to far north Queensland.

Come on Adolph, just one last wave ......and then Ill go in

lotofwind said...

Has been about 5 months I think,,,not sure,,,,,,cant even imagin why I use to smoke a pack a day for 20 years.

Hey Lotofwind,

I usually ask people that give up the butts a simple question when I hear how long they have been off them.

"Why are you counting?"

A simple aid in keeping off the butts is to change your identity. Currently, you as most people do, refer to yourself as an ex-smoker. An ex-smoker, may stray back to them.

Instead, see yourself as a non-smoker. The difference is, a non-smoker woud never even think about lighting up a ciggy.

It's a simple change but has far reaching impact.

Good onya

DM

AKSonline said...

lotofwind said...

Has been about 5 months I think,,,not sure,,,,,,cant even imagin why I use to smoke a pack a day for 20 years.

Hey Lotofwind,

I usually ask people that give up the butts a simple question when I hear how long they have been off them.

"Why are you counting?"

A simple aid in keeping off the butts is to change your identity. Currently, you as most people do, refer to yourself as an ex-smoker. An ex-smoker, may stray back to them.

Instead, see yourself as a non-smoker. The difference is, a non-smoker woud never even think about lighting up a ciggy.

It's a simple change but has far reaching impact.

Good onya

DM

Cheers DM,
Im not actual counting how long its been,
Im guessing 5 months,,cant remember when I stoped but know it was at the start of the year sometime.
Totally agree with the "Im a non-smoker" mind set.
I tried to quit so many times over the last 5years but always failed,
never thought I would ever get off them,
This time I just went cold turkey,
the first week or 2 sucked,
now I never even think about it.
Its like I have pretty much forgotten that I even use to do it???
Dont know why I found it imposable to give up ,then all of a sudden it was really easy and now cant even handle the smell of dirty butt burning.
Happy days.
I am eating heaps more but only because I have discovered how good food tastes when you can actually taste it.
I have lost 10kg though, as I am way more active and full of energy.
I havent had this much energy since I was 16.

Little Jon said...

I like to sell mine, free market ideology and help drive the economy.

Imagine the can of worms in selling !!

The "Old & Rich" pay the highest price.... but get the least amount of use.... hmmmm That would be free market ???

Perhaps a set price would be best. Proceeds go into your will / or go to next of kin / relatives... I think that would be a BETTER system. Make people really think about it....

Here's some price setting, what do you think ! ....
Eye lens (cornia) - $250
Heart - $10,000
Lungs - $10,000
Liver $5,000
1 Kidney - $2,500
Face - $5,000 (or $1,000?)
Hand - 1,000

$30,000 or so would be a reasonable price..... Just throwing it out there.....

[b]Simondo said...Here's some price setting, what do you think ! ....
Eye lens (cornia) - $250
Heart - $10,000
Lungs - $10,000
Liver $5,000
1 Kidney - $2,500
Face - $5,000 (or $1,000?)
Hand - 1,000

$30,000 or so would be a reasonable price..... Just throwing it out there.....

Think the hand is waaaaay under valued

Mate you should check the adverts at the back of those magazines I think they cater for all desires or at least tell your mate about them ok