My wife says I'm a know-it-all. If you need help with something then ipso facto I should be able to help. It may take some time to reply because I have a drinking problem but try any way. I may be able to answer your problems.

He ya go then,.. your first customer.

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John said it so well. After you split up and after a few years you will probably realise you really loved each other after all and the litigation was just a waste of time and money. What did John say? All you need is love!

Can you get two dogs on a paddle board?

how much power do i need to inductive weld 2 24 inch rail sections length wise together and would a 100 ton press be enough?

The gal gas line to my cooktop has rusted out. Gas started seeping out from the soil . My house is very old double brick and clearance under the floor is about 100mm. Should I go to the hassle of replacing or convert to electricity ?

What does ipso facto mean?

How would you solve the Arab/ Israeli conflict.

How long do S1 Pros last?

This might take some time.

I went in for a recent check-up for some niggles I was feeling. Been having a good run at life so thought nothing of it and that I was going to walk out with a couple exercises and be ready to play my first match of footy after working hard all year to get back after years out of it. Had a surf trip planned at the end of the year.

Needless to say I walked out broken. Have to hang up the boots, surfing/ water sports was advised against. I've got to get scans and don't know what happens from then. Essentially my neck could give at any moment with a knock the wrong way. All the while I have lived life without a thought about it til this date.

Is it better to know or not know and live til it be. What do you think elbeau?

Why is it wrong of Adam Goode to conduct a 'war dance' in celebration of his goal but alright for soccer players to run about hugging and touching each other on the bottom?
This one is from my dog...I have offered to translate for him...."I have eaten too much this morning and now have a dilemma, the other dog has left a few treats behind in her bowl, I can't possibly fit another thing in and am currently carrying some of the treats in my mouth, running around the house and whimpering in distress as I can't work out where the best place to hide them would be, under the couch cushions, or amongst the pillows in mums bed?? P.S. they are covered in runny raw egg, what do you suggest?" TIA The Dog.

A husband that knows something is better than one that thinks his wife is Wonder Woman and should clearly do everything. Atleast you both talk. But if you do know everything, lotto numbers please.

How many holes in a crumpet?

What's the difference between a frog?

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elbeau said..
My wife says I'm a know-it-all. If you need help with something then ipso facto I should be able to help. It may take some time to reply because I have a drinking problem but try any way. I may be able to answer your problems.

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Whats the best one liner when people post something that has already been posted?

^^ Ooops?

^^^ How many carets are required to make it clear you're referring to the previous post?

What kind of bees produce milk?

How do you amicably conclude a thread that has gone for 118 pages?

Regards,

Does Australia really have a work shortage in the labour industry and do we need asylum seekers here to fill the gap?

What's the difference between a cold and a flu? Or Should I ask doctor Karl?

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busterwa said..
What kind of bees produce milk?

I know this one

Boo-bees!

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DanP said..

busterwa said..
What kind of bees produce milk?

I know this one

Boo-bees!

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DanP said...

busterwa said..
What kind of bees produce milk?

I know this one

Boo-bees!

Sunday lol ??????

Can you help me with my drinking problem?

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dan111984 said..
Can you help me with my drinking problem?

I can...bring your booze to my place

How do I solve the problem of a ginormous willy??

Lurch: heard of Lorena Bobbit?

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lurch said..
How do I solve the problem of a ginormous willy??

Oversized Jeep...?