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Gazuki
Gazuki

WA

1363 posts

28 Jun 2018 11:43am
I know its a dick move but do you know how many times I've wanted to do what this guy did.

thewest.com.au/news/world/footage-shows-shocking-attack-on-uk-cyclist-ng-b88880375z
Gazuki
Gazuki

WA

1363 posts

28 Jun 2018 11:45am
Just watched it again Bahahahahahah, gets better with each watch...LOL
mazdon
mazdon

1199 posts

28 Jun 2018 11:49am
if you find that funny there's something wrong with you.

hope he's ok and has no spinal injuries, and that the guys in the car get what's coming to them.
Gazuki
Gazuki

WA

1363 posts

28 Jun 2018 12:08pm
Wha wa wa....
If you leave the house in head to toe lycra then you have to expect bad things to happen.
Bongowa
Bongowa

7 posts

28 Jun 2018 12:17pm
About as funny as someone sneaking up and grabbing one of your steering lines in 30 knots hey Gaz.....
Tequila !
Tequila !

WA

1028 posts

28 Jun 2018 12:31pm
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Gazuki said..
I know its a dick move but do you know how many times I've wanted to do what this guy did.

thewest.com.au/news/world/footage-shows-shocking-attack-on-uk-cyclist-ng-b88880375z


Why did you wanted to do this many times before?
Have you been put the ''Horn Helmet'' by a cyclist and wants revenge?
GPA
GPA

GPA

WA

2529 posts

28 Jun 2018 12:47pm
Since when in blatant assault funny?

I cycle. And can tell you from first hand experience that broken bones are no laughing matter - particularly vertebrae.
Gazuki
Gazuki

WA

1363 posts

28 Jun 2018 1:09pm
Sorry guys I apologise if the video has offended you. I only posted it as a warning to others of the dangers of cycling in a hope to stop others taking up the sport. Then the roads will be free to be used for what they are designed for,... cars!! Bahahah!
elmo
elmo

WA

8879 posts

28 Jun 2018 1:33pm
Bikes were on the road long before there were cars were even thought about.

I've been on the receiving end of a similar move where a couple of dickheads hanging out of a car tried to pull us of our bikes whilst training (in single file), I would've been about 13,

Glad you approve of real f'ken hero's.
Gazuki
Gazuki

WA

1363 posts

28 Jun 2018 1:37pm
Why are you cyclists all so angry? Is it the steroids?
rockmagnet
rockmagnet

QLD

1458 posts

28 Jun 2018 3:48pm
Get help, there is something seriously wrong.
Poodle
Poodle

WA

867 posts

28 Jun 2018 5:58pm
Oh dear. Another angry man in a 4WD ruins seabreeze
ratz
ratz

WA

481 posts

28 Jun 2018 6:12pm
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Gazuki said..
Wha wa wa....
If you leave the house in head to toe lycra then you have to expect bad things to happen.


mate you are a whacker.....
Kamikuza
Kamikuza

QLD

6493 posts

29 Jun 2018 12:09am
OMG having to sit through 2 minutes of retarded Japanese ads shouting at me to buy hair tonic kind of spoiled the LOLz...

For real schadenfreude carnage, you can't beat this full-field pile-up from the Eneco Tour in 2014.

Mastbender
Mastbender

1972 posts

29 Jun 2018 12:39am
For those who haven't seen it ~
japie
japie

NSW

7145 posts

29 Jun 2018 8:36am
If you get worked up about cyclists you are displaying signs of emotional immaturity.

By the same token if you are a cyclist, and I know as I've done literally 10's of thousands of kilometers, and you cycle in groups and hog the road you are going to run into drivers who are emotionally immature. That's why I stick as far over to the side of the road when I cycle.

Used to do many many miles in London and could almost always guarantee I would run into at least one emotionally immature driver every day. Because the traffic was so slow I would be overtaking literally thousands of cars and for some reason this used to trigger insanity in a small proportion of people. Fortunately I can hold my own and the car mirror replacement people had me to thank for a surge in business.
Tequila !
Tequila !

WA

1028 posts

29 Jun 2018 9:07am
There are some many idiots on the road and here on seabreeze included as they get their buttons pushed by a cyclist or ''worse'' a driver doing some km/h's less than the speed limit as discussed before.

Another man had a tire iron into his face yesterday in Perf apparently for cutting someone off. Last week was other who got a pipe shifter into his skull from the courtesy of another pissed off driver.

Be road rage savy. NEVER get out of the car or roll down your windows and dont stop.

Drive straight to the cop shop if a short dicked man is pursuing you around on his big 4wd.
japie
japie

NSW

7145 posts

29 Jun 2018 11:21am
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novetti said..
There are some many idiots on the road and here on seabreeze included as they get their buttons pushed by a cyclist or ''worse'' a driver doing some km/h's less than the speed limit as discussed before.

Another man had a tire iron into his face yesterday in Perf apparently for cutting someone off. Last week was other who got a pipe shifter into his skull from the courtesy of another pissed off driver.

Be road rage savy. NEVER get out of the car or roll down your windows and dont stop.

Drive straight to the cop shop if a short dicked man is pursuing you around on his big 4wd.




Funny you say that. I lived in Perf fo about 18 months and cycled a lot of the time I was there. I had more people shout at me there than anywhere else and I've been around a bit.

I will never forget one Saturday morning early coming up to a roundabout in Claisebrook. There were about 30 odd Asians doing Tai chi on a lawn when the passenger in a V8 ute coming around the roundabout leaned out of the window and shouted "Yeah F...ck Youse" at them as loudly as he could.

Classic! They must think we are barbarians!
mazdon
mazdon

1199 posts

29 Jun 2018 10:05am
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Mastbender said..
For those who haven't seen it ~


now that's humorous!
Gazuki
Gazuki

WA

1363 posts

29 Jun 2018 10:33am
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japie said..
If you get worked up about cyclists you are displaying signs of emotional immaturity.

Used to do many many miles in London and could almost always guarantee I would run into at least one emotionally immature driver every day. Because the traffic was so slow I would be overtaking literally thousands of cars and for some reason this used to trigger insanity in a small proportion of people. Fortunately I can hold my own and the car mirror replacement people had me to thank for a surge in business.


So I'm emotionally immature"" because I get frustrated at riders two abreast 50km below the speed limit but your not when you are kicking peoples mirrors off. Well done champ, clearly points out the self riotousness of most cyclist and why there is the issue to begin with.
shi thouse
shi thouse

WA

1154 posts

29 Jun 2018 10:36am
Personally I reckon riding is one of the most extreme sports out there. It puts most extreme sports to shame. I have seen; been involved with; and heard of many injuries and fatalities from riding road bikes. I even had a stint in court over a bike/car related road rage incident. Just open the paper and more often than not there is an article involving a bike rider. There have been 742 fatalities in Australia over the last 20 years. So around 40 per year. I don't know of many sports out there that has that level of statistics. Base jumping sounds safer. Puts our shark related fatalities to shame.

The issue with road cycling is that you have to "share" your sport with other people. Most other sports don't involve that level of sharing where you are relying on the concentration, empathy and skill level of others (ie. those in the cars). Add into the mix the use of mobile phones, meth, and general public backlash from people who hate "riders" and it is bloody dangerous to be out there on the road.

I used to be an avid road bike rider but have gotten sick of the danger level and abuse from cars. Plus I want to see my family every day. That said I now focus purely on"urban cycling" by riding my bike to work through the network of cycle and footpaths. It adds an additional 5 minutes on my ride to work, but that is better than not getting to work at all. Preferable, is getting out on my mountain bike. No cars to worry about coming up from behind you, plus the adrenaline levels are so much higher. Would rather take my chances on log overs, big drops and jumps than with some d!ck in a V8 Commodore who doesn't have the patience to wait a few seconds longer.
japie
japie

NSW

7145 posts

29 Jun 2018 12:51pm
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Gazuki said..

japie said..
If you get worked up about cyclists you are displaying signs of emotional immaturity.

Used to do many many miles in London and could almost always guarantee I would run into at least one emotionally immature driver every day. Because the traffic was so slow I would be overtaking literally thousands of cars and for some reason this used to trigger insanity in a small proportion of people. Fortunately I can hold my own and the car mirror replacement people had me to thank for a surge in business.



So I'm emotionally immature"" because I get frustrated at riders two abreast 50km below the speed limit but your not when you are kicking peoples mirrors off. Well done champ, clearly points out the self riotousness of most cyclist and why there is the issue to begin with.


Comprehension is not your strong point is it. I said worked up, not frustrated. And I also made the point that I always rode as close to the curb as possible and never two abreast.

I didn't kick mirrors off, I used my hand. And only when idiots saw me coming and deliberately pulled out in front of me or pulled into the kerb to stop me.
Gazuki
Gazuki

WA

1363 posts

29 Jun 2018 11:09am
Well, I guess that's ok then, thanks for clearing that up legend.

Jog on!
gs12
gs12

WA

421 posts

29 Jun 2018 12:31pm
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Gazuki said..
Just watched it again Bahahahahahah, gets better with each watch...LOL



I'm genuinely curious what part and why you find it funny?

Care to elaborate for those of us that don't seem to get it?
hilly
hilly

WA

7979 posts

29 Jun 2018 1:38pm
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shi thouse said..
Personally I reckon riding is one of the most extreme sports out there. It puts most extreme sports to shame. I have seen; been involved with; and heard of many injuries and fatalities from riding road bikes. I even had a stint in court over a bike/car related road rage incident. Just open the paper and more often than not there is an article involving a bike rider. There have been 742 fatalities in Australia over the last 20 years. So around 40 per year. I don't know of many sports out there that has that level of statistics. Base jumping sounds safer. Puts our shark related fatalities to shame.

The issue with road cycling is that you have to "share" your sport with other people. Most other sports don't involve that level of sharing where you are relying on the concentration, empathy and skill level of others (ie. those in the cars). Add into the mix the use of mobile phones, meth, and general public backlash from people who hate "riders" and it is bloody dangerous to be out there on the road.

I used to be an avid road bike rider but have gotten sick of the danger level and abuse from cars. Plus I want to see my family every day. That said I now focus purely on"urban cycling" by riding my bike to work through the network of cycle and footpaths. It adds an additional 5 minutes on my ride to work, but that is better than not getting to work at all. Preferable, is getting out on my mountain bike. No cars to worry about coming up from behind you, plus the adrenaline levels are so much higher. Would rather take my chances on log overs, big drops and jumps than with some d!ck in a V8 Commodore who doesn't have the patience to wait a few seconds longer.


Totally agree. I ride a motorcycle which is bad enough but would not ride a road bike for love or money. I do a bit of urban and they (ignorant tin tops) still try kill you on the sidewalk and on bike paths. The road bikes on 110kph narrow country roads must have a death wish. Mtb all the way.
Tequila !
Tequila !

WA

1028 posts

29 Jun 2018 3:45pm
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Gazuki said..

japie said..
If you get worked up about cyclists you are displaying signs of emotional immaturity.

Used to do many many miles in London and could almost always guarantee I would run into at least one emotionally immature driver every day. Because the traffic was so slow I would be overtaking literally thousands of cars and for some reason this used to trigger insanity in a small proportion of people. Fortunately I can hold my own and the car mirror replacement people had me to thank for a surge in business.



So I'm emotionally immature"" because I get frustrated at riders two abreast 50km below the speed limit but your not when you are kicking peoples mirrors off. Well done champ, clearly points out the self riotousness of most cyclist and why there is the issue to begin with.


I suspect you are part of the heros who get upset by pedestrians walking at the footpath when you try to cross it with a vehicle in/out of the road to a carpark or whatever.

Happens everyday at Perf along the Terrace.
For these clowns, pedestrians give way to a vehicle in the footpath! HaHaHa
dmitri
dmitri

VIC

1040 posts

29 Jun 2018 5:53pm
BMX all the way.
No one would dare to abuse/harm a bloke on BMX.

Chris_M
Chris_M

2132 posts

29 Jun 2018 4:21pm
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Gazuki said..
Just watched it again Bahahahahahah, gets better with each watch...LOL


You are un-Australian


Which is worse than being called a c**t
ratz
ratz

WA

481 posts

29 Jun 2018 5:38pm
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Gazuki said..

japie said..
If you get worked up about cyclists you are displaying signs of emotional immaturity.

Used to do many many miles in London and could almost always guarantee I would run into at least one emotionally immature driver every day. Because the traffic was so slow I would be overtaking literally thousands of cars and for some reason this used to trigger insanity in a small proportion of people. Fortunately I can hold my own and the car mirror replacement people had me to thank for a surge in business.



So I'm emotionally immature"" because I get frustrated at riders two abreast 50km below the speed limit but your not when you are kicking peoples mirrors off. Well done champ, clearly points out the self riotousness of most cyclist and why there is the issue to begin with.


do you have to travel to perth to hate on cyclists
or do you have a peleton cruising around leeman that I didn't know about.
Marsbars
Marsbars

546 posts

30 Jun 2018 5:52am
Physical assault is not funny if your going to be a cxxt be a good cxxt...like this guy.

dmitri
dmitri

VIC

1040 posts

30 Jun 2018 9:08am
^^haha I know this guy.
His name is Denis Leary
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