Married a Kiwi

As a kid, taking a bath, storage hot water system had run out, so I grabbed the old ceramic kettle out of the kitchen ( you know the one, with the big f/off plug in the back ) and repeatedly boiled, poured into bath, boiled, poured into bath whilst sitting in the bath. Over time things got a bit wet outside the bathtub, and on about the 6th boil, I reach down for the kettle and BANG!
WOW, tiled walls can really pack a punch when your thrown at them at that rate of knots

Pre RCD days of course

The old man was a sparky, but for some reason I never wanted to follow in his footstaps, go figure

I tried to have a sensible forum discussion with log man.

As a teenager found some 22 shells on the floor of a sports store. Took them with a mate to the local park and dropped bluestone blocks on them To set them off. After about the 3rd go the back of one casing hit me in the back of the knee. Quickly realised how stupid we were and lucky no got badly hurt or even killed..

Nice hot summer day in north Queensland pulled the car up to have a swim is a river some where was really nice in, but then I could see across on the other side
near the bank was a croc swimming towards me . I can walk on water

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Cassa said..
Married a Kiwi

Well at least she can't fly the coop.

Alright working for myself is not the dumbest thing Ive ever done .But it does have its days .
Its pretty hard to come up with a number one after a lifetime of stupidity.
But here goes .
Cutting two of my fingers off in a tragic lawn mower wrestling accident.
They stuck them back on but I lost the middle knuckle from my index finger so its permantly straight .
So every time i close my hand I'm flipping the bird.
This also has to be a contender.
Having twins
One root two kids totally ripped off

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cisco said..

Cassa said..
Married a Kiwi

Well at least she can't fly the coop.

Thankfully she did , and now life is awsum

Playing in the VFL 8 years ago. Drove to Warragul instead of Werribee. Didn't click till I got there.
Quick trip from Warragul to Werribee though. Coach wasn't overly impressed when I rocked up 15mins into the first quarter.
The boys found it pretty funny though and still remind me.

As a teenager a few mates and i wanted to re create the hot wheels adds. So we convinced a mate to douse his skateboard with fuel, as he rode down the hill we all flicked matches at him that way when it finally lit up, the flames would be blowing backwards and he wouldn't get burnt It seemed to make sense at the time.

The result was Third degree burns to his legs but only after he jumped of at the driveway with the skate board running under one of the mums cars that had pulled up at the last second. Board hit the wheel and got stuck under car. Luckily it got flicked out and flung into the creek. Our parents were hysterical and i guess looking back on it last week with that same guy, it now makes sense why they were so uptight about it

Probably not the dumbest, but it was up their..

Just about stabbed my eye out drunkenly eating cheese and crackers.

Lesson learned is put the knife down before you try to stuff food into mouth. Especially if you are holding knife and cracker in same hand.

Got a nice cut on face less than 1cm from eye ball

Start Smoking

in 89 my best mate and i were staying down at my cousins place in Budgewoi NSW we all went to this club somewhere and started getting smashed as you do/did.
latter that night my cousin said he has picked up the bus driver of a netball team,up from sydney on their breakup bender.
so we all jumped in the bus & headed back to their motel.
my cousins down the front chatting with the bus driver who was married my mate is seated middle of the bus tongue smashing this older but very sexy looking
MILF and I'm up the back.
don't know how it happened but this little blond said take your shirt off..so i did
she then said take your pants off …so i did
then this large girl said take you jocks off, when out of nowhere i said..fark off fatso.
the girls in the bus screamed he's a pig like the other two.
next thing i know I'm off the bus in my jocks in the middle of ****sville and its raining.
try telling the bloody indian servo bloke , pissed,wet, standing in your jocks to ring you a cab with no money.