NSW
864 posts
"Hang on a minute lads, I've got a great idea"
Michael Caine in the final scene of "The Italian Job"
WA
4485 posts
"I've felt torture, I've felt pain - just like that film with Michael Caine."
The Godfathers - Birth, school, work, death.
154 posts
I find television very educational. When somebody switches it on I go to another room and read a book - another Groucho Marx classic
NSW
1150 posts
"am i the only stand over man with a fu@#ing medicare service!"
"i lent him that suit... i realise it's not a fashion competition your honor but if had worn what he was going to wear you'd have given him 20 years for bad taste"
Chopper
NSW
1132 posts
I couldn't get laid in a womans prison,
with a handful of pardons
WA
1322 posts
Kearnsy to his boss'
" You boys couldnt organize a root in a brothel"
SA
251 posts
"Everybody knows Doug the Head. If it's stones and it's stolen, he's the man to speak to. Pretends he's Jewish. Wishes he was Jewish. Even tells his family they're Jewish, but he's about as Jewish as he is a ****ing monkey. He thinks it's good for business. And in the diamond business, it is good for business."
Snatch
NSW
456 posts
Groucho again - "Your only as old as the woman you feel"
Hey Funky - The Godfathers - Birth, school, work, death - another record I flogged to death
QLD
408 posts
Shes as ugly as a brickies trowel
or shes as ugly as a catchers MIT
WA
14 posts
class, class,
anybody anybody
NSW
1132 posts
(Soft knocks at the door)
CHONG: Who is it?
CHEECH: It's me, Dave. Open up, man, I got the stuff.
(More knocks)
CHONG: Who is it?
CHEECH: It's me, Dave, man. Open up, I got the stuff.
CHONG: Who?
CHEECH: It's, Dave, man. Open up, I think the cops saw me come in here.
(More knocks)
CHONG: Who is it?
CHEECH: It's, Dave, man. Will you open up, I got the stuff with me.
CHONG: Who?
CHEECH: Dave, man. Open up.
CHONG: Dave?
CHEECH: Yeah, Dave. C'mon, man, open up, I think the cops saw me.
CHONG: Dave's not here.
CHEECH: No, man, I'm Dave, man.
(Sharp knocks at the door)
CHEECH: Hey, c'mon, man.
CHONG: Who is it?
CHEECH: It's Dave, man. Will you open up? I got the stuff with me.
CHONG: Who?
CHEECH: Dave, man. Open up.
CHONG: Dave?
CHEECH: Yeah, Dave.
CHONG: Dave's not here.
CHEECH: What the hell? No, man, I am Dave, man. Will you...
(More knocks)
CHEECH: C'mon! Open up the door, will you? I got the stuff with me, I think the cops
saw me.
CHONG: Who is it?
CHEECH: Oh, what the hell is it...c'mon. Open up the door! It's Dave!
CHONG: Who?
CHEECH: Dave! D-A-V-E! Will you open up the goddamn door!
CHONG: Dave?
CHEECH: Yeah, Dave!
CHONG: Dave?
CHEECH: Right, man. Dave. Now will you open up the door?
CHONG: Dave's not here.
VIC
260 posts
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WA
1305 posts
Being a surfer, if you can it's the ultimare lifestyle!
Mark Richards
NSW
1576 posts
mr garison " Im sorry wendy as much as id like to i just cant trust something that bleeds for five days and doesnt die."
southpark
QLD
12365 posts
Hey man, you wanna buy a watch? You had a watch you'd know it's night time and night time ain't no time to be around this here neighbourhood, so how 'bout a watch.
Cheech and Chong "Big Bambu".
, yeah baby)
