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cisco
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13 Jan 2011 10:55pm
ABC - Ashes to Ashes - Gene to Raymondo. - "The next time you come into my office deressed like a school teacher, I'll paint your balls the colour of almonds and let the squirrels know winter is coming early."
AUS666
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13 Jan 2011 9:31pm
"Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast"
cisco
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13 Jan 2011 11:37pm
AUS666 said...

"Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast"


Come on mate. Where was it from and what is the context.

Sounds a good line if one could know what it relates to.

Toots
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WA
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14 Jan 2011 1:41am
"Cook me some eggs" is the line Uncle Bully used when he needed some nutrition on a heavy night of drinking.
the Movie - 'Once Were Warriors'
maxm
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14 Jan 2011 9:46am
cisco said...

AUS666 said...

"Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast"


Come on mate. Where was it from and what is the context.

Sounds a good line if one could know what it relates to.




Ace Rimmer in "Red Dwarf". It's always the last thing he says before he dashes off to some kind of suicide mission.
cisco
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14 Jan 2011 10:37am
"A slice off a cut loaf is never missed."

Bryan Brown in a court room scene in Breaker Morant when he was questioned about visiting the wife of another soldier who was away.
Diver
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14 Jan 2011 10:16am
"Is that... is that hair gel?"






There's Something About Mary


sausage
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14 Jan 2011 12:19pm
cisco said...

ABC - Ashes to Ashes - Gene to Raymondo. - "The next time you come into my office deressed like a school teacher, I'll paint your balls the colour of almonds and let the squirrels know winter is coming early."


Another from Gene - "Faker than a tranny's fanny"
stribo
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14 Jan 2011 8:42pm
"Your so ugly you could be a modern art masterpiece!"
Full Metal Jacket. There are soooo many classic in the first 15 minutes of that movie
saltiest1
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14 Jan 2011 11:03pm
"Is this it? Is this what it's all about man. Eating, drinking, ****ing, ****ing, snorting…then what?"


poor relative
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14 Jan 2011 8:36pm
Classic

Waterloo
Waterloo
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14 Jan 2011 10:39pm
"...What's the matter Colonel Sanders....Chicken?..."

Spaceballs - The Movie
saltiest1
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15 Jan 2011 12:47am
"lemon next to the pie, its gonna get bigger".


big wednesday
saltiest1
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15 Jan 2011 12:48am
"ill be back"











"only in the re-runs"




running man

poor relative
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WA
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14 Jan 2011 10:09pm
If the milk turns out to be sour, I ain't the kinda pussy to drink it.
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15 Jan 2011 6:36am


"I think I need a hug"

Donkey
Shrek
Bigwavedave
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15 Jan 2011 6:36am
"If it bleeds, we can kill it"

Arnie

Predator
Bigwavedave
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15 Jan 2011 6:38am
"I feel sorry for the elephant!"

Neil

Cliff Richard and the Young Ones 'Living Doll'
Bigwavedave
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15 Jan 2011 6:43am
"inconceivable!"

Vezzini the Sicilian

Princess Bride
old4dy
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15 Jan 2011 8:59am
" How are you going to eat corn on the cob

With no Fn teeth"




Blue Bros
Bobs country Bunker
maxm
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15 Jan 2011 9:28am
"We've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we've got our sunglasses on."
"Hit it!"

Jake and Elroy in The Blues Brothers
getfunky
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15 Jan 2011 11:39am
old4dy said...

" How are you going to eat corn on the cob

With no Fn teeth"



The Good Ol' Boys
Bobs country Bunker
Blue Bros



Def a fav.




Got any Horse, Charlie, Mary Jane, methadone!? Paracetamol?!.. VICK'S VAPOUR RUB!!!!
(meet the feebles)


SandS
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15 Jan 2011 9:18pm

" man needs a maid " Neil Young [i think ?]
saltiest1
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15 Jan 2011 9:32pm
"youve got the brain of a 4 year old. And i bet he was glad to get rid of it."
marx bros.
theDoctor
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16 Jan 2011 10:37am


"Iam here to kick ass and chew bubblegum...

.... and I'm all out of bubblegum"

they live
maxm
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16 Jan 2011 12:14pm
"Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue"
Flying High
maxm
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16 Jan 2011 12:15pm
saltiest1 said...

"youve got the brain of a 4 year old. And i bet he was glad to get rid of it."
marx bros.


Just about every Marx Bros line is a classic.
DJ1986
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16 Jan 2011 9:42am
"You're an inspiration for birth contol!"
saltiest1
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16 Jan 2011 3:03pm
maxm said...

saltiest1 said...

"youve got the brain of a 4 year old. And i bet he was glad to get rid of it."
marx bros.


Just about every Marx Bros line is a classic.





gotta agree there. another harsh one -

"if you were a horse youd be shot."
byf
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16 Jan 2011 1:48pm
"What are you going to do? Bleed on me?"

King Arthur to the Black Knight after chopping both arms and one leg off and still being challenged. Monty Python and the Holy Grail
maxm
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18 Jan 2011 12:56pm
byf said...

"What are you going to do? Bleed on me?"

King Arthur to the Black Knight after chopping both arms and one leg off and still being challenged. Monty Python and the Holy Grail



Or the Black Knight when he says "I've had worse!"
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