Mate had a kayak go cartwheeling down the highway after a brand new ratchet strap broke. Sad part is that he didn't realise for 20 minutes, and with a screaming child in the backseat, decided to just leave it there


Myself I'm a rope and knot man, if you can't tie a knot then you're not a man.
The stupidification of us menfolk is continuing at an alarming rate. I mean, you can buy a tyre swing in Bunnings, with all the ropes pre-tied onto it. What has our society come to, where we need everything pre-drilled pre-tied pre-thought out? I mean some people are gumbys, that's fine, but forcing those of us who have taken the time to understand the solution to a problem to use an inferior ratchet strap?
That's it I'm moving to Mars.