How to subtlely brag that I'm good at wingfoiling without saying it?

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How to subtlely brag that I'm good at wingfoiling without saying it?

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FoilingPicasso > 9 months ago, 26 Apr 2022

FoilingPicasso

13 posts

26 Apr 2022 5:31pm

This is very seriously urgent! Help please!

Seastudent

81 posts

26 Apr 2022 10:29pm

Pics with dry hair.

kitesupwingfoil

35 posts

27 Apr 2022 4:31am

ride without leashes

Dcharlton

320 posts

27 Apr 2022 4:32am

'Kai Lenny asked me for lessons but I was just too busy...'

burchas

338 posts

27 Apr 2022 4:52am

Post a video, if you're that good we will tell you...

Jeroensurf

1097 posts

27 Apr 2022 5:15am

Wingfoiling, yeah that was fun but nowadays I prever watersports.

juandesooka

615 posts

27 Apr 2022 5:57am

post on social media that you're changing brands, with a heartfelt thanks and goodbye to the brand that brought you up.

"that guy's getting PAID"

NordRoi

669 posts

27 Apr 2022 7:06am

Go and win a GWA world tour.

normster

NSW

346 posts

27 Apr 2022 9:20am

Change your name to FIGJAM

Leave the door open to your custom paint job Mercedes Sprinter conversion van with you full quiver of D-Lab wings, Mikes Lab foils, and custom carbon boards (none over 30 liters and plastered with Red Bull stickers) in plain sight for everyone to see.....

Oh and don't forget to make sure that (photoshopped) picture of you and Kai being all chummy is displayed prominently near that open door of said Sprinter van

FoilingPicasso

13 posts

27 Apr 2022 9:58am

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Dspace said..
Leave the door open to your custom paint job Mercedes Sprinter conversion van with you full quiver of D-Lab wings, Mikes Lab foils, and custom carbon boards (none over 30 liters and plastered with Red Bull stickers) in plain sight for everyone to see.....

Oh and don't forget to make sure that (photoshopped) picture of you and Kai being all chummy is displayed prominently near that open door of said Sprinter van

That's a full set, LMAO.

Piros

QLD

7251 posts

27 Apr 2022 1:02pm

Post an Instagram video where you need calculator to add up how many 360's you did 1080 or 1440

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VIC

618 posts

27 Apr 2022 1:23pm

Funny topic, Aussies hate people talking themselves or the conditions up. Getting your mates to talk you up seems to be acceptable though

sunsetsailboards

522 posts

27 Apr 2022 11:26am

tell people after two years on HA you've seen the light and you're going back to a new low aspect foilYou might be ripping on the wingding but your grammar needs work

#splitinfinitive

Siksvan

61 posts

27 Apr 2022 1:17pm

Never hit a water, just keep complaining that there isn't enough wind for your taste.
Obviously when some serious storm hammer area and nobody's out, you'll post Pic of your gear and a statement that it was pretty good 4h session.

RAF142134

451 posts

27 Apr 2022 2:59pm

Just got in from a 6 hour dowinder

foilstate

129 posts

27 Apr 2022 3:39pm

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NordRoi said..
Go and win a GWA world tour.

Exactly

Youngbreezy

1221 posts

27 Apr 2022 6:56pm

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FoilingPicasso said..
This is very seriously urgent! Help please!

I thought naming yourself foiling Picasso was your subtle brag

drsurf

NSW

181 posts

28 Apr 2022 12:30am

Kai Lenny is your caddy at the beach, pumps your wings and assembles your foils

sunsetsailboards

522 posts

28 Apr 2022 2:08am

talk about how your 50l makes such a great light wind board

juandesooka

615 posts

28 Apr 2022 2:57am

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sunsetsailboards said..
talk about how your 50l makes such a great light wind board

Pfft I found even my 18L kitefoil board had too much swing weight. I'm now just riding a 1 foot 2x4, gives such responsive turning and frees up my airs, like there's no board at all.

Velocicraptor

839 posts

28 Apr 2022 3:50am

What size wing do you guys recommend for gusty conditions? I find my 4m is perfect for getting into the barrel but gets overpowered when it spits.

Tweezer

2 posts

28 Apr 2022 10:53am

Get someone to make an hour and a half movie about your wing life.

FoilingPicasso

13 posts

28 Apr 2022 6:04pm

How about this? I'm an ambassordor of several brands, like armstrongfoils, duotone, redbull, etc.

warwickl

NSW

2357 posts

28 Apr 2022 8:09pm

No need to brag, it's well known how good I am.

NordRoi

669 posts

28 Apr 2022 9:24pm

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Velocicraptor said..
What size wing do you guys recommend for gusty conditions? I find my 4m is perfect for getting into the barrel but gets overpowered when it spits.

that is the best so far!!!!! I laugh a lot and once in a while I think about it!! nice one!

mindhoc

NSW

94 posts

2 May 2022 8:39am

ride naked!

Grantmac

2339 posts

2 May 2022 8:02am

No leashes

JakeDawg69

92 posts

2 May 2022 10:01pm

Casually have an open can of Red Bull in your hand before and after every sesh. (Hint: you don't actually have to drink it).

marco

328 posts

3 May 2022 7:58am

Training with my swiss buddy Balz Mueller

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