Hey John,
that would suck going all the way to g'loo for your first time, surviving that, especially with all the men in grey suits up there, snakes, monster reef bombie - then coming home to nearly meet your maker in SAFEty bay.

We should change your nickname to Wobbles, for managing to stay on your board with legs like jelly and a heartbeat you could see from the beach.
I take it your wetsuit needs a good wash then?