Last weekend I took my wee lad for breakfast at the golden arches.

I was very distracted by a superb (|) in hot pants.

As she turned I noticed that she had ELMO writ large across her (|).

I behaved and did not offer to tickle her ELMO. Anyways, I am impressed by your influence muppet man. Keep up the good work.

My beloved wonders how I manage to tag so many as well