not my kind of board... only good for one (very tweaked) smack on every wave

Hey Scotty, that looks like a nice loose board .Is it designed as the black box is for the "lighter end "of ideal sailing conditions, and what sizes / dimensions ,characteristics if available please mate?

Nah. For sure not.
Handles plenty wind fine. Not just a light wind board.
Makes the most of average conditions but also lovin it at margs on not so big days esperance and up north.
sizes are going to be 79- 82x59.5 - 87x61.5- 92x63.5 and 99
characteristics. Super squirty and fit into tight pockets (Length)with easy recovery from everything (width)
From ankle to mast high waves.
Makes you take different lines which is fun
bit like hitting a lip with an oversized tennis racket if you were playing tennis
hard to miss time it

Looks very interesting. How does it compare to the Kode?
Usually I pick a board that has a volume in liters slightly above my weight in kg, but these seem very wide. How should you pick a board for the widest range possible?