1. Hair MUST be bleached if not already natural blonde.

(please feel free to add any more , if there are any??)

2. Euros have the right of way in all circumstances

3. If you are on a wave and a Euro wants it you must bail imediately, if you do not bail immediately the only way you will be exemplified from this rule is if you trash your gear taking avoidance of said Euro when he rightfully carves you up.

4. You must talk and act in the loudest way possible all the while waving your arms about.
5. Female Euro's are banned from shaving their armpits.

whilst wave sailing

6. you must never ever engage in social chit chat. You roll up to the beach and say "hey what size?" to one person only. Never any further conversation.

7. you must park you van right across the beach, perpendicular to the way everyone else does, and spread your crap around everywhere, thus restricting parking as much as possible

8. NEVER follow the locals traditions or sailing lines. They can't possibly have a clue what they're doing - they haven't travelled

Man I am glad I am a kiwi tourist. Haha. Don't worry I know the rules.

Have gear that works well in light wind - especially a cool 6.5 / 95 litre wave set up

be insanely good at freestyle and jumping

learn how to wave sail in record time
or already be an absolute shredder.

Be really stoked to be somewhere new and different - and find the aussie accent hilarious (pronounces Jason "JYESUN" )

Be a super cool dude who will show you all the good parties and powder spots when you are in Austria

Freak out at how good cooper's pale ale is

9. all sailors on the way out have right of way.

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Mark _australia said...

6. you must never ever engage in social chit chat. You roll up to the beach and say "hey what size?" to one person only. Never any further conversation.

LMAO

10. Drive a WICKED rental van or a Falcoon wagon

11. Go to a wave location and fluff around in the break practicing gay freestyle shish.

Pull goiters whilst wearing hotpants.

must be at least 6ft+ tall and no beer gut

leave the beach when the clouds come over to go for coffee...

constantly remind everyone that the beach where they come from rarely drops to less than 30 knots.

11. Use the f word in every sentence and pronounce it cleanly and loudly.
12. Replace all v's with w's.
13. Use the word 'crazy' alot.

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The Grinch said...


11. Use the f word in every sentence and pronounce it cleanly and loudly.

13. Use the word 'crazy' alot.

Like " I go on my 5.3 today, is crazy bvllsh!tfarkin today man!"

My god Mark that is too close to the real thing.....

I've heard it all so many times...... say it out loud with german accent ;-)