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Aussie wavesailor vs Euro wavesailor wa

Created by Gerowaterboy Gerowaterboy  > 9 months ago, 8 Jun 2012
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Gerowaterboy
Gerowaterboy

WA

148 posts

8 Jun 2012 7:33pm
Another year has past & hear are some observations I have made to to tell us apart. Please note i am not having a go at us (aussie) or the others, just thought it would be fun to include your observations.
Aussie:
Big back loops, classy wave rides.
Euro:
Everything else under the sun.
Aussie:
Wife stays home when u go to gnaraloo, not sure if she'll be there when u get home.
Euro:
Sits diligently in a slinky bikini all day taking photos of you riding the shoulder.
Aussie:
hairy torso, early or late stages of a gut.
Euro:
not a hair in sight, just need a few more sit ups to prime the 8 pack.
Aussie:
spag bol, meat & more meat washed down with beer, wine, spirits.
Euro:
some nuts (not cashews) & a cup of black tea.
Aussie: Wife looks like she stepped out of womans day mag
Euro:
girl looks like she stepped out of Marie Claire mag
Aussie:
gear has seen better days
Euro:
just need to rip the plastic off the board befor I go for a sail.
Aussie:
dollar strong planty of jobs
Euro:
No jons, dollar screwed might as well windsurf

Anyway feel free to continue thread, hopefully gnaralloo in 2 more months & i can stop reading forums.
Terry
sideskirt
sideskirt

328 posts

8 Jun 2012 8:24pm
Damn I didn't know I am this close to eight pack, I just need to loose my beer belly, stop eating good food and get cash for flashy new equipment, maybe even have to learn a triple loop and they won't vanquish me from Europe :)
jsnfok
jsnfok

WA

899 posts

8 Jun 2012 9:13pm
Aussie: stands on the beach after with a beer in hand saying 'good sail today'

Euro: reviews hours of footage of that day to try and correct his technique in order to better himself and his windsurfing skills, and reads up on all the technique advice crap....


P.C_simpson
P.C_simpson

WA

1492 posts

10 Jun 2012 12:55am
Aussie: Knows when the have right of way

Euro: Think they always have the right of way..
Chilla
Chilla

WA

136 posts

11 Jun 2012 7:23am
...Euros make the better lovers....
patsken
patsken

WA

713 posts

11 Jun 2012 11:06am
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Chilla said...

...Euros make the better lovers....


He/she means: Having lots of Euros in the pocket buys a better lover...
curac
curac

WA

1160 posts

11 Jun 2012 11:20am
This thread is stupid
pilchard
pilchard

SA

626 posts

21 Jun 2012 7:09pm
australia has great wave sailing and europe has puss.
glad our northern hemisphere metrosexual visitors only flock to WA in plague proportions.
i wonder if the hawaii'ns hang **** on us about hitting the island in our winter months?
Gerowaterboy
Gerowaterboy

WA

148 posts

2 Jul 2012 8:00pm
Hey Chilla, yes I do have a European wife & she agrees with you ,But she reckons we make better husbands
king of the point
king of the point

WA

1836 posts

13 Jul 2012 10:55pm
Euros.... wear sandles, crocs, and adidas with socks
Aussies...... wear double plugs, surf thongs and steel capped boots

Aussies .....shake rattle and roll the sand off there riggs and boards unassisted and bare foot

Euros....Call for the dusting brush and water and always seems to get the misses out of the van to assist
patsken
patsken

WA

713 posts

14 Jul 2012 11:45am
Nailed it in one KOP
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