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jermaldan said..
get some windsurfing mates.
Yes.... apart from a few shortcomings that windsurfing mates have
You're all ready to sail together and they walk off to buy a strong latte halfway through rigging up (Kurt)
They drag your kit through the weed at the end of the day (Jerzy)
They don't sail because they have torn their ass muscles (James)
They phone you up at 6am all winter trying to talk you into driving to Sandy when you're tired (Tom)
They take up stupid sports like flying helicopters (Tom), supping (everyone seemingly) and kiting (it's ok, you can marry one another, I'm happy for you, I wouldn't mind if my son was one etc, but to have a mate become one all of a sudden is something to adjust to)
When you phone them at 6am in winter they refuse to share driving to Sandy (Kurt)
Get incredibly hungover and refuse to sail in 35knots at ricketts at dawn
Call up when you're hungover and try to make you sail in 35 knots at dawn
They ask you relentless questions about whether yours is monocoque and how many litres it has (Kurt)
They fall asleep when you're driving back (me and Evan)
Have an amazing day's sailing on days when you want to blame the conditions for having a **** day (Darren and everyone else)
Have a bad day's sailing and sit in the van with a grumpy face all the way home meaning that you can't bang on about what a great day you had (various)
Catapult onto the nose of your board (nathan)
Tear holes in your sails (various)
Scrape your fins up the beach (various)
Complain when you land their boards flat in front of them (various)
Get good too fast and make you feel like a loser (various)
Not complain when you take them in conditions that are well outside of their comfort zone then proceed to make holes in their own faces with their kit in the shorebreak (Stuart)
Laugh when your break your kit in comedy ways (me - sorry Jan)
Get new girlfriends who stop them windsurfing (people I've now forgotten)