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New laws (more) for Vic water users...

Created by Sailhack Sailhack  > 9 months ago, 21 Jul 2009
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Sailhack
Sailhack

VIC

5000 posts

21 Jul 2009 3:43pm
Looks like we all might need to be licensed!!!

Read the section under 'Reform options under consideration', point 4. pg8

http://www.transport.vic.gov.au/DOI/DOIElect.nsf/$UNIDS+for+Web+Display/ACE877B5FAC89A47CA2575E4007EB087/$FILE/MSV_Discussion_paper-RecVessel.pdf


also...
www.seabreeze.com.au/forums/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=53214
FUN POLICE
FUN POLICE

8 posts

21 Jul 2009 2:24pm
and rightly so.... tsk tsk tsk


In the newly voted in legislation 'Australia is going totally f**kin bonkers, lets get em for anything and everything until they drop'.... there will be plenty of new laws,taxes and licences with serious pentalties for non compliance on any activities you enjoy on the ocean...especially windsurfing...

to name a few .

a new 'luxory tax' to be added on top of the GST we are already creaming off you on any brand new JP/NP gear.

All booms / masts and extensions subject to carbon taxing.

jumping; to be taxed at $5 per per 50cm 'cleared' increment... aditional poser pentalies apply for loops

wearing steamers on the beach between the 1st November and 31st Aprl between the hours of 6am and 9pm is now forbidden - $200 fixed penalty

planing is now considered a hooning offence, 3 strikes and your gear gets crushed.

smiling and talking about it with your mates after a great session will be dealt with harshly, $500 fine and 40hr community service to be held at a depression clinic.

have a nice day!

windaddict
windaddict

VIC

1121 posts

21 Jul 2009 4:31pm
I can't see it happening for windsurfers, it would be impossible to police. The cops have a hard enough time keeping people from getting bashed each night in the CBD let alone chasing down windsurfers for licences....

windaddict
windaddict

VIC

1121 posts

21 Jul 2009 4:33pm
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FUN POLICE said...

and rightly so.... tsk tsk tsk


In the newly voted in legislation 'Australia is going totally f**kin bonkers, lets get em for anything and everything until they drop'.... there will be plenty of new laws,taxes and licences with serious pentalties for non compliance on any activities you enjoy on the ocean...especially windsurfing...

to name a few .

a new 'luxory tax' to be added on top of the GST we are already creaming off you on any brand new JP/NP gear.

All booms / masts and extensions subject to carbon taxing.

jumping; to be taxed at $5 per per 50cm 'cleared' increment... aditional poser pentalies apply for loops

wearing steamers on the beach between the 1st November and 31st Aprl between the hours of 6am and 9pm is now forbidden - $200 fixed penalty

planing is now considered a hooning offence, 3 strikes and your gear gets crushed.

smiling and talking about it with your mates after a great session will be dealt with harshly, $500 fine and 40hr community service to be held at a depression clinic.

have a nice day!



People wearing their boardies over their wetsuits should be slapped with a great big dirty fine! Indecent Exposure
Sailhack
Sailhack

VIC

5000 posts

21 Jul 2009 4:35pm
Select to expand quote
FUN POLICE said...

and rightly so.... tsk tsk tsk


In the newly voted in legislation 'Australia is going totally f**kin bonkers, lets get em for anything and everything until they drop'.... there will be plenty of new laws,taxes and licences with serious pentalties for non compliance on any activities you enjoy on the ocean...especially windsurfing...

to name a few .

a new 'luxory tax' to be added on top of the GST we are already creaming off you on any brand new JP/NP gear.

All booms / masts and extensions subject to carbon taxing.

jumping; to be taxed at $5 per per 50cm 'cleared' increment... aditional poser pentalies apply for loops

wearing steamers on the beach between the 1st November and 31st Aprl between the hours of 6am and 9pm is now forbidden - $200 fixed penalty

planing is now considered a hooning offence, 3 strikes and your gear gets crushed.

smiling and talking about it with your mates after a great session will be dealt with harshly, $500 fine and 40hr community service to be held at a depression clinic.

have a nice day!




Sweety...shouldn't you be at home looking after our kids?

mrwindsurf
mrwindsurf

VIC

87 posts

21 Jul 2009 8:17pm
Thats so crap when a thease guys going to get a life. and if they do ask me for mine they wont be able to catch me they can chase me all over port phillip bay for all i care. I just told me brother who is a windsurfer the news he does not believe me. He thinks you guys are mucking around on seabreeze.

so the new laws are:

You are not aloud to windsurf over 5 knots or instant 200 dollare fine. crap

If you are caught windsurfing with out a helmet it's a instant 200 dollar fine. crap

If you are caught rigging on the grass at any beach 100 dollar fine.
. crap

If you get caught with out a license they take your windsurfer or kite off you. crap

If you are caught windsurfing with no sunscreen in summer 50 buck fine.

If you are caught windsurfing with out a wet suit in winter 50 buck fine.

If you get caught windsurfing with no life jacket and flares its a 200 dollar fine. crap

Under the new laws every windsurfer must have a RWC done every 6 months at vic roads. crapy

If you are caught drinking and windsurfing you will loose your license for 1 year. dam

and if you dont give way to people on the water. The water police can fine you 150 dollars. crap

You have to pay 10 dollars to use beach toilets. come again

If you are caught doing a little chop hop near people in the water instant 100 buck fine. what??

In the future there will be a fee to enter the water with a windsurfer or kite like 10 bucks you have to pay to the council. now thats dam, spastic

and we soon will be the most watched state. there planting 300 more speed cameras i heard around vic. this one is true. It was in the age last week. they called it the big snap was on the front page of the age about a week ago

now i have a few words i would like to say to the fun police . Look windsurfing is not that popular any way. You guys are picking on the wrong guys. If you bring in this law that we all must have a windsurf license, you are going to kill windsurfing for good. leave us all alone
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