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FUN POLICE said...
and rightly so.... tsk tsk tsk
In the newly voted in legislation 'Australia is going totally f**kin bonkers, lets get em for anything and everything until they drop'.... there will be plenty of new laws,taxes and licences with serious pentalties for non compliance on any activities you enjoy on the ocean...especially windsurfing...
to name a few .
a new 'luxory tax' to be added on top of the GST we are already creaming off you on any brand new JP/NP gear.
All booms / masts and extensions subject to carbon taxing.
jumping; to be taxed at $5 per per 50cm 'cleared' increment... aditional poser pentalies apply for loops
wearing steamers on the beach between the 1st November and 31st Aprl between the hours of 6am and 9pm is now forbidden - $200 fixed penalty
planing is now considered a hooning offence, 3 strikes and your gear gets crushed.
smiling and talking about it with your mates after a great session will be dealt with harshly, $500 fine and 40hr community service to be held at a depression clinic.
have a nice day!
People wearing their boardies over their wetsuits should be slapped with a great big dirty fine! Indecent Exposure