Why has Mr Spanker been so quiet of late?
All can now be revealed. It has been rumoured that the mad man from Snake River has been doing time at the the Pink Palace because was nabbed stealing Houstons board from the chook shed. Houston knocked him out cold with a bit of 4-b-2!

Now that's just weird.

Yeah Rod, we're a bit strange down this way (well, some are).

My JP wave board was stolen last time i was sailing at Marion so today I went for a reccy around the backblocks of Copping

Wally Wallace let the cat out of the bag when he said he had a mate down there with a cheap JP Quad for sale

I found the inglorious bastards, MrSpanker, Wally and Morgs hiding in a chook pen in the bush, there thay were p....... as nits fast asleep on my JP
I smashed Spanker with a 4x2 grabbed my board and headed off back down to Marion for a sail.

The grave I think might be the remains of Wally as Spanker doesn't take kindly the incompetant fool that gave away the hideout