I broke my collar bone at Goats a few years back
I hit a big wave in the sweet spot just before it broke, got some massive air, rotated forward into a midair catipult, my head hit the board and the boom went through my collar bone.
Managed to drag myself onto the beach with some help from 'little Ken' only to find Dr Buzzy eagerly waiting to give me his diagnosis.
In his wisdom he decided it was a dislocated shoulder which he could fix...no problem
Luckily for me Jodi arrived on the scene and just as the good Dr grabbed my arm ready to give it a good hard yank she told him to rack off and promptly took me off to hospital
Thanks Jodi, I owe you


The bone was never set correctly so it still sticks out.....maybe Dr Buzzy could have done a better job....mmm.......or mabe he would have pulled it off
