Houston, I am so glad you stuffed up and didn't come to Back of Lighthouse to sail with me on Saturday.
You having a heart attack out there would have ruined my fun and pissed me off totally, the last thing I want to have to do is drag your sorry ass through the water and over the rocks, just to put your salt water ridden ass in my not yet rusted 4wd and drive all the way back to Smithton just so you can use your private jet to fly back to Hobart. Harden the f#&k up!!

Glad to hear your ok! It would be lonely in the waves without ya old fella

