There's some interesting people joining in on the forums now. We've got the weirdo stalker Spanker form Snake River, the Tassie teabaggers (bagging US!!), Mr Pryde/JP International himself, the Lettuce Head, Mr Poor Sore Paw, the list just goes on......it's great!! We want more to join the forums it's very entertaining now.

Even total newbs have managed to find the ANY KEY since the introduction of this inter webby thingumy

Did someone say oversized Nerd?

Are saying I'm oversized ?

Or just my Nerdyness is oversized ?

Whats the difference between a nerd and a geek ?



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a geek has some social skills.

Hey I'm a dad alright

post a better dad joke. Go on, I dare ya

where did the Buzz go ?

If you do happen to bump into MRSpanker, have a chat to him he might tell you how he made his wealth prospecting gold at Snake river. It was hard back in those days, some say he's over 150 years old, others say he was never born but just exists! Back then they had to float their gold back down snake river and into the Weld where they would be ambushed by pirates coming up from the apple region. Many a pirate came to a sudden and brutal demise at the hand of Mrspanker. Historical notes uncovered in the North of the state draw reference to a horde of spankers developing a longing for blood after drinking that of the pirates they slaughtered.

An avid explorer and wilderness crusader looking for areas of untouched wilderness stumbled across the snake river settlement back in the early 1800's. What he witnessed shocked him so much that he defecated himself there and then. Thus began the story of how the only true Greenie is Brown, he jumped into snake river to cleanse himself, it was over his head so he just Bobbed there.

The sight that behold him was of water craft flying around at untold speed dragging people behind on small platforms. Big colourful sails attached to boards with people holding on with pouches stuck to their arms. Over head were brightly coloured kites of the like he'd never seen, attached to these were more people on small platforms, occasionally they would leave the water and spin and fly through the air, some would disappear into the trees never to be seen again but it didn't matter because there were many of them to sacrifice.

A man of obvious poise approached the explorer and spoke with an air of sophistication. ‘Good morning Brown man, why do you Bob in Snake River? Shall we call you Bob Brown? My name is MR Spanker and I’d like to welcome you to the 48920th Snake River Water Classic’. The man know as Bob Brown was speechless,’ how can this be, he enquired’. ‘I know, I know we doubted the sea breeze would kick in today as well, but Buzzy said it would and he was right again’. ‘Who’s Buzzy?’. Bob enquired not knowing what he was asking as he took in the mayhem around him. He never heard the answer and it didn’t matter because right now he was talking to the second most important human ever to land on earth(crash actually, while attempting to forward roll of the upper atmosphere).
Bob and Mr Spanker talked for hours after that first meeting. Bob was amazed that he had found the Key to Human evolution. Mr Spanker had told him how as the Snake River community grew, sections of them would pack up their gold and the technological knowledge they had and head off to populate other areas of the Globe and find resources to develop their technology. They were all sworn to secrecy and not allowed to reveal all understanding until the Rescue ship arrives sometime early in the 21st century.

The Explorer now known as Bob Brown dragged himself from the wilderness some 100 odd years later, only to find a highway 40.4 km away. He was charged with a mission. That mission was to ensure that the wilderness, the secrets of Snake River and the evolution of the human species was kept hidden until the day that MR Spanker and the first most important person revealed themselves to the world as they anticipate the coming and their saviour. So began Bob Browns crusade!

Bob knew there would be warning of this coming, then he could retire from active duty, knowing that he had done his bit.

First the wilderness fight will cease, secondly MR Spanker will let his presence known and thirdly......................

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buzzy said...

The Explorer now known as Bob Brown dragged himself from the wilderness some 100 odd years later, only to find a highway 40.4 km away. He was charged with a mission. That mission was to ensure that the wilderness, the secrets of Snake River and the evolution of the human species was kept hidden until the day that MR Spanker and the first most important person revealed themselves to the world as they anticipate the coming and their saviour. So began Bob Browns crusade!

When's the book launch

Yes Jez I was thinking the same thing.

Any chance of you could summarise that Buz, I got lost on the first line.... are you saying Bob has been spanking the man from snake river

It appears that MRSpanker is a fraud! He is not The MRSpanker that holds a University degree and crusades for the environment. He is a mole placed on this forum to flush out information and use as amunition for darker powers. Ah well Sh*% happens. This is the real Snake River not some made up wannabe fantasy of one evil individual set to take over the world!

That's a crackup! Maybe some herbs involved in the writing Buzzy?! Yes, I heard Bob was definitely straight before Snake River.

I think Spanky's disappeared. He was my friend.....

Spanker will be back with a vengence, it usually takes a few days to wake up after a night on the drugs. He told me he was going home to snake river to spend the weekend with bob and cos broadband has yet to be rolled out to snake river he'll be quiet for a couple of days.

I've just got back from Snake River Archives. I think you all should be aware that the real MRSpanker went missing during the flooding rains of 2009, while trying to speed sail the treacherous snake rapids. There had been threats made on his life prior to this and it is believed there may be a link! Some say that an international crime syndicate that take sail technology and inovation too far by printing pastel colours on their sails may be behind his disaperance. Their goal of taking over the world may be a reality.
Heres a photo of Bob leaving Snake River many years ago, photo courtesy of Snake River Archives