anyone seen the forecasts.

i sit here evedryday scouring the internet for something, a little green, a predicted low, i'll even take a seabreeze.
but nothing,
it's starting to hurt! i hate xmas! where's the frickin wind! all i get is weeks and weeks of changing models and red bloody arrows!
my wife tells me it's karma because i said i wanted to go on xmas day!
think i'll hide all of the xmas presents from

under the tree just for fun now.