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Created by blackattack blackattack  > 9 months ago, 18 Dec 2014
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blackattack
blackattack

QLD

361 posts

18 Dec 2014 11:36am
I need one of these! copped a massive jelly blubber to the face on Sunday!

Simon can you order some in.




sausage
sausage

QLD

4873 posts

18 Dec 2014 11:40am
Nacho Libre
"El Barto, when you are a man, sometimes you wear stretchy pants in your room. Just for fun."
mkseven
mkseven

QLD

2315 posts

18 Dec 2014 12:30pm
If you're inclined to give oral sex to a jellyfish get a face sock that fisherpeople wear, they are great but you look a little bit more terrorist & a little less gimp.
blackattack
blackattack

QLD

361 posts

18 Dec 2014 1:24pm
My brother used to tell the story about some massive muscle dude that used to paddle into the surfing line-up with a full black gimp suit, including face.

He would then proceed to drop in on everyone. No one ever said anything.

This kind of intimidation tactic might work for me in the racing!
bc
bc

bc

QLD

708 posts

18 Dec 2014 2:42pm
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blackattack said..
My brother used to tell the story about some massive muscle dude that used to paddle into the surfing line-up with a full black gimp suit, including face.

He would then proceed to drop in on everyone. No one ever said anything.

This kind of intimidation tactic might work for me in the racing!


Bart Bart Bart , it would be very hard for you to intimidate anyone, since your starts are so bad , most people are at the first mark as you cross the start line.
Alewi62
Alewi62

QLD

158 posts

18 Dec 2014 5:41pm
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blackattack said..
I need one of these! copped a massive jelly blubber to the face on Sunday!

Simon can you order some in.





eBay is the place to get them. You can get awesome patterns too.
Richiefish
Richiefish

QLD

5612 posts

18 Dec 2014 8:13pm
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blackattack said..

My brother used to tell the story about some massive muscle dude that used to paddle into the surfing line-up with a full black gimp suit, including face.

He would then proceed to drop in on everyone. No one ever said anything.

This kind of intimidation tactic might work for me in the racing!



You're scaring me already !!!
brynoz
brynoz

QLD

177 posts

18 Dec 2014 9:53pm
Smearing you face in Vegemite or Vas will definatly maybe work also.
Haggar
Haggar

QLD

1670 posts

18 Dec 2014 10:30pm
Anne can you order a dozen for the team please
Magnus8
Magnus8

QLD

366 posts

18 Dec 2014 11:45pm
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Haggar said..
Anne can you order a dozen for the team please


Booya
Alewi62
Alewi62

QLD

158 posts

19 Dec 2014 9:21am
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Haggar said..
Anne can you order a dozen for the team please


They would have to be Viking appropriate.
66WSF
66WSF

QLD

420 posts

19 Dec 2014 9:50am
Found these on line and have ordered 100.

See Simon at BC if you want one, only $200 each - BARGAIN !!









blackattack
blackattack

QLD

361 posts

19 Dec 2014 10:01am
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AUS729 said..
Found these on line and have ordered 100.

See Simon at BC if you want one, only $200 each - BARGAIN !!











Would clearly make the sport more appealing to the fairer sex.
Haggar
Haggar

QLD

1670 posts

19 Dec 2014 11:48am
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alewi62 said...
Haggar said..
Anne can you order a dozen for the team please


They would have to be Viking appropriate.


...... just add horns
NotWal
NotWal

QLD

7435 posts

19 Dec 2014 12:31pm
You need a turtle mask if you want to scare jellies:
Steve411
Steve411

QLD

30 posts

23 Dec 2014 9:31pm
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bc said..

blackattack said..
My brother used to tell the story about some massive muscle dude that used to paddle into the surfing line-up with a full black gimp suit, including face.

He would then proceed to drop in on everyone. No one ever said anything.

This kind of intimidation tactic might work for me in the racing!



Bart Bart Bart , it would be very hard for you to intimidate anyone, since your starts are so bad , most people are at the first mark as you cross the start line.


Gold Coast surfing legend Bruce Lee used to use them.
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